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And so it begins…
Did you make nations wealthy?
Are you a 19th century Vice-President?
Are you a TV police detective who’s portrayer gained greater fame playing a different detective?
Are you the Governator?
Are you the whiny little putz that a meddling revisionist would have us believe somehow turned to the Dark Side and became one of the coolest villains in motion picture history? “Yippee!” my ass.
Did you direct the films no one else would admit to directing?
Are Clarence Thomas and John Paul Stevens two of your neighbors?
Are you one of the most recognizable clarinetists of all time?
Is a holed shoe a symbol of your campaign?
Are you a leading figure of the Second Viennese School?
Do you play a bisexual ex-con on TV?
Did you drop out of a race for Governor because your Lt. Gov. candidate was a LaRouchite?
Did you direct and co-write a major computer animated picture just now being released?
Hey, I just Netflixed one of those this weekend! 
I am not Adam Smith
Not Alexander Stephens (VP of the Confederacy)
Not Arnold Schwarzenegger
No, and I don’t know who you are. I will undoubtedly kick myself when I hear.
Ask a DQ
Not Anakin Skywalker