Are you more recently known as Yusuf Islam?
No, I’m not Cat Stevens.
CS
IQ: Did you make feline references to the Windy City?
Charlie Sheen. Martin Sheen played efficiency expert Warren Lasky in The Final Countdown.
DQ: Are you in show business?
No, I’m not Carl Sandburg.
Johnny L.A.: We’ve established that I’m no longer alive, so I’ll say that I was in show business.
CS
IQ: were you associated with the guys who became The Lettermen?
No, I’m not Connie Stevens.
CS
IQ: did Henry Mancini write the theme music for a show you starred in?
No, I’m not Craig Stevens.
CS
IQ: did you write a song that many people think is about Warren Beatty?
No, I’m not Carly Simon.
CS
IQ: Do you know anything about a black magic woman?
No, I’m not Carlos Santana.
CS
IQ: were you in on the boogie woogie?
IQ: Have you ever been described as “a poor man’s Jack Nicholson?”
Did Richard Benjamin drive you mad?
CS
IQ: Would George Washington Carver have much to say about your work?
No, I’m not Clarence “Pinetop” Smith.
Enginerd: No, I’m not Christian Slater.
Johnny L.A.: No, I didn’t drive Richard Benjamin mad, and you get a DQ because I don’t know who you mean.
He might, but I don’t know who you mean, so you get a DQ.
Carrie Snodgress in Diary Of A Mad Housewife.
DQ: Are you male?