IQ1: Were you a party clown with a rather disturbing crawlspace under your house?
IQ2: Did Mojo Nixon claim you were pregnant with his two-headed love child?
IQ3: Was your opening of Al Capone’s vault extremely anticlimactic?
Hmm… arts, including performing arts, but not acting, music, dance or comedy… what does that leave? Performance artist? Some sort of YouTube star or social media influencer? She is in her 20s or 30s.
Also an author, but not famous for it…
Pondering…