So, the fiancée sends me to the grocery store to get some feta cheese for a recipe she’s making that night (basically feta and olives on top of tuna steaks). I go to the deli area and see those little tubs of feta like we normally get. $5 for 10 ounces. Ouch. In the same little refrigerated section I see a bag with the same logo on it that I’ve never seen there before. What do you know, it’s also feta cheese. $10 for 5 pounds! Knowing a bargain when I see it, I snap up the bag and take it home… not even considering what we’d do with the 4 and 15/16ths of a pound of heese that’s left after the meal.
Since my plan to film a movie and use it as fake snow fell through, are there any unique recipes, ways to use it in other meals so it doesn’t feel like we’re eating it just to eat it, or things to do that will maximize our use out of it before it goes bad? Can we freeze it/preserve it/seal it up in red wax in a big cheese wheel and get some photogenic and friendly mice to pose in front of it? Or am I stuck, say, dividing it up into bags and leaving it on all our neighbors’ front doorsteps (perhaps setting the bags on fire and ringing the doorbell before running off)?