Bow Down Before Me, For I have 3000 Posts!

Send in the Supermodels for the traditional ceremonial BJs!

For I have achieved 3000 posts.

I suspect I am no longer a newbie.

Besides Unca Cecil writing me into his will, what else do I get?

Everybody post me a virtual gift, with a link to the image of the gift. Google is your friend.

:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Woo. You da man.

I’m still waiting on my gift.



Here’s yer prezzie! (I searched far and wide!) :slight_smile:

All right.

To Bosda: a lathe.

To Persephone: Crystal Pepsi.

No, there is absolutely no reasoning behind these gifts. They’re just the first things that popped into my head. Happy posting!

You get gifts for 3000?

Wow, lel! I used to drink that stuff when it first came out! I really did! Thanks a lot! :slight_smile:

But a lathe…oh, now that is very cool. Very cool indeed!

What does one get at 5000?

Congratulations on reaching your 3000th post, Bosda! You’ve been amusing the lot of us for a long time.

In remembrance of the occasion, I am going to send you a tape of me, walking around the house, saying Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor over and over again, in a sing songy sort of way. I’ve been practising for a while, now. Yes, it’s true. Your name, for some reason, has invaded my head, like a catchy pop song. I figure this is as good a time as any to tell you.

Anyway. It’ll make you laugh your pants off. All your friends will appreciate it, too.

And, as an added bonus: I’ll make a second copy for your new neice. Has she shown up yet??

Congrats on all sides, Bosda. :slight_smile:

Congrats Bosda ! :slight_smile:
I am in awe of your greatness! It makes me proud that you and I live in the same town…ack


Hey Bosda, congrats. But I don’t know what to get for your gift. How about a very weird mix tape of an eclectic range of artists / genres? (classic rock, world music, country, hard rock, bubblegum pop, 50s / 60s “girl groups” like the Shirelles, rap, R&B, children’s music…)


Wow! You are the inspiration for all newbies.

I anticipate the day when I approach your heights, Senor Misterioso. Please accept my humble offering.

Truly, congrats Bosda - I hope to reach 3000 one day!

It is a mark of your intelligence, learning and wisdom that you have such a high post count. Post count is inversely proportional to ignorance.

You know what’s even cooler? That’s like 21000 in dog posts. :wink:

All right, Bosda, just for you:
[li]a link to the Banjo Newsletter Homepage [/li][li]a link to a page containing everything you ever wanted to know about flywheels [/li]and
[li]a link to Lipbalm Anonymous![/li]


CJ :o

LolaCocaCola–you bought me a Baboon

The baboon is the largest of all the Old World monkeys. They live in groups of between 10 and 100, although usually about 40 stay together throughout their lives. They stick very close together for safety, and no baboon wanders very far from the group at any time. Each group of baboons has a dominant male, who makes all of the decisions and generally looks after the others. Baboons wander the African plains, feeding on plants, buds, and fruit. They often stay close to where gazelle’s are grazing, each species of animal alerting the other if danger is near.

But it is a very nice baboon. I have a Monkey Butler! :smiley:
lel–is that the whole “lathe of heaven” thing?

Mr. Blue Sky—yes, but only if you ask for them with your #3000 post. Too late for you, ha-ha-ha! :smiley:

Kat–Initiation into the Illuminati.

elephant shoes–what kind of elephant shoes were you wearing, while walking around & chanting? Keds? And who puts taps on Keds?

Snugglebear—so, I guess the “ack” means you gave me a hairball for my 3000th post. Damn shedding! Every year the same thing…

Lobsang—your posts are just too wordy, man. Tighten up your prose style, man.

Flamsterette_X—just the link, lady! No need to go wild, I know I’m irresistable, woman, but try to control yourself!

A very stylish choice of links, YappingPoodle. Creative and promising. And you’re more gracious than a certain mythologically-named female poster who shall remain nameless, who shows up at a party, & doesn’t bring a lousy link! :stuck_out_tongue:

I am Sparticus–classy, very classy.

Keep yer “dog posts” to yerself, pravnik. Only “dog post” I know of is the one on the corner, where all the local strays…uhh skip it.

Such a warm response for a weekend!

Just got your post. Losse lipbalms sink ships, keep 'em flywheeling, & Increase Banjo Production for victory!

Thank you.

I have more than 3500 posts, so there. :stuck_out_tongue:

Happy 3K. :slight_smile:

The old Bosda, a fine fellow. Reason and silliness. A glass of Trappist ale for you. Were they the ones with vows of silence? :wink: Happy 3k.