I wish I had so many posts.
What ?
Time Cube, the card game:
No problem, Persephone! Actually, I think I was discussing Crystal Pepsi with someone just recently. I used to drink it also – actually, I only drank diet sodas then, but the diet version was also delicious.
And hey, there’s plenty of lathes about; you want one, you get it. Lathes for all! (Please remember to operate them safely. Thank you.)
Kat, at 5000 you get a contrabass clarinet (or maybe initiation into the illuminati, but nobody has told me about that yet, obviously). However, none of the previous gifts are as cool as what you get at 3050. It appears that somewhere around that point, you get a niece. (At the rate I post, my sister will end up having another baby in her 40s. Poor her.)
Who is this wet-behind-the-ears interloper?
(Bostin’, Bosta. Way to go)
hawthorne—'Ale, "Ale, the gang’s all here… 
casdave–more posts? Have you considered buying a fence? No, I wasn’t whooshed.
pravnik—I’m not sure that Time Cube related material is actually an improvement over that dogs’ post on the corner, but hey! Good intentions! 
Shade—
So…you have an intrest in hoofed ungulates? In wet t-shirts? Keep it to yerself, buddy! 
It could be worse. Some people are a hoofed-ungulate in wet t-shirts
Anybody we know? 