Bowser is for real!

Where’s a power-up mushroom when you need one?

You can’t fool me. That is clearly an infant Godzilla, just hatched from the egg.

Gamera.

Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage…er scales.

Alligator snapping turtles are scary mofos. The guy holding it in that picture has a “hurry up and take the picture so I can let go of this monster and get far, far away” look on his face.

That is the reason I laugh at people noodleing

Indeed. Bowser has a huge mouth. I’m sure an arm would be no problem.

Aw, cute!