http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050325/ap_on_fe_st/easter_bunny_attacked
Isn’t 12 a little old to be sitting on the “Easter Bunny’s” lap?
“This is for Brodie!”
I have never heard of sitting in the Easter Bunny’s lap.
It’s probably one of those shopping mall photo thingies.
That said, 12 years is a bit old for that…
Man, I was totally gonna say that!
My previous post refers, of course, to Enginerd’s line.
Am I the only one who really wishes that the story read “Child attacks easter bunny, gets his ass kicked.”
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I’m betting the kid’s friends put him up to it. I wonder if it was a bet or a dare?
Am I the only one who read this bit:
in a very unforgiving way? :smack:
Yep. I did something similiar when I was on my 8th grade field trip to an amusement park. A friend dared me to go up to a puppet show and “punch” said puppet. We did so and ran like hell.
The next time we went by, there was a security guard watching.
This is so dumb. Why would anyone want to smash the Easter Bunny?
Have you seen the wise-ass look on the face of those mall Easter bunnies? I, for one, take my hostility towards them out on their chocolate bretheren.
Reporter: Mr. Bunny! Mr. Bunny! Mr. Bunny, would you say that you are “hopping mad?”
Easter Bunny: Well, yes, I suppose.
Reporter: Say it.
Easter Bunny (dejected): I’m hopping mad.
spittake
(One of my friends is outside the grocery store I work at today, dressed up in the Easter Bunny suit… should I go warn him now? :()
[Homer Simpson] mmmmmmm bunnies [/Homer Simpson]
Unless the kid has a habit of beating up cartoon characters – he seemed happy one day, then started punching the next. Maybe he experienced something at home that set him off?
Bet child services is investigating that aspect.
I just got the image of his parents dressing up as giant bunnies and then beating him. It shouldn’t be funny…
I am so going to hell. Extra-hell.
Hey, it could be worse. At least he wasn’t whipped in church!
Eh…probably not. In this case, the kid was twelve, and at that age, stupid stunts like beating up people dressed in animal costumes seems like one of the stupid things they’d do.
[Elmer Fudd] Psssst hey kid. Yeah you. Ten bucks if you slug the wabbit [/Elmer Fudd]