Not the Easter Bunny!!

[Avalonian]

Happy fucking Easter, Easter Bunny…

**A man dressed as the bunny told police a man assaulted him Saturday at a mall in Wausau.

Travis Peterson said he was sitting in a chair and waving to kids when the man jumped in his lap, got him in a headlock, punched him three times in the mouth and then ran away.**

Damn, what an ass. Can someone please call the ASPCA on this jerk? I mean, really!

[Miller]

Wasn’t this a Kevin Smith movie?

[Ethilrist]

Hopefully these guys have a strong union, so the attacker won’t get anything but coal in his stocking next Christmas, and the tooth fairy won’t leave him a quarter for any teeth that fall out.

[Duck_Duck_Goose]

Suspect is in custody, and appears to have had an excellent motive for the assault.
http://www.wisinfo.com/postcrescent/news/archive/local_9806411.shtml

Police arrested a 21-year-old Wausau man on suspicion of disorderly conduct. The Easter Bunny suspected his assailant was trying to show off for friends.

How to win friends and influence people–punch out the Easter Bunny. We bad, uh huh, we bad…

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

Well, at least he didn’t do the logical thing and punch him in the kidneys.

Daniel

[Brutus]

That psuedo-pun-something was definitely not in compliance with Queenbury’s Rules…

[lel]

Anyone else sickened by the fact that he did it in front of the kids? I mean, traumatize young children here – how utterly abhorrent!

[Miller]

*Originally posted by lel *
**Anyone else sickened by the fact that he did it in front of the kids? I mean, traumatize young children here – how utterly abhorrent! **

Maybe I’m just weird (Maybe?) but if I were waiting in line for the Easter Bunny and some guy ran up and socked him, it’d be the coolest event of my young life. I’d be talking about it to this day.

Double points if it were Santa, instead.

[Guinastasia]

Be even cooler if the Easter Bunny kicked HIS ass.

[Road_Rash]

Even cooler if the man inside the Easter Bunny’s costume was a ninja or Jackie Chan and flipped out some kung fu moves on the jail butt punk.

[wolfman]

Maybe it was decendant of Elmer Fudd looking to restore his families honor.

[Bryan_Ekers]

*Originally posted by DanielWithrow *
**Well, at least he didn’t do the logical thing and punch him in the kidneys.

Daniel **

I thought a “rabbit punch” was to the back of the neck, actually.

[TwelveToneRow]

Perhaps his rabbit’s foot didn’t work as expected.

[Doomtrain]

*Originally posted by wolfman *
**Maybe it was decendant of Elmer Fudd looking to restore his families honor. **

“Hello. My name is Inigo Fuddtoya. You dynamite my father. Prepare to die.”

[anya_marie]

No, no, no, whacking the Easter Bunny is pathetic. OTOH, it might just be hilarious if someone beat up Joan Rivers.

[matt_mcl]

I was once assaulted by a giant plush Province of Manitoba as a child.

[Avalonian]

I think I would be fine with it if someone attacked a Barney at Toys ‘R’ Us or something, but the Easter Bunny? Jeez, how pathetic. Really made that guy look “cool.”

And yes, I’m joking about the Barney thing.

[Miller]

*Originally posted by anya marie *
**No, no, no, whacking the Easter Bunny is pathetic. OTOH, it might just be hilarious if someone beat up Joan Rivers. **

You might have a point there. Let’s try it and find out.

[lorinada]

*Originally posted by matt_mcl *
**I was once assaulted by a giant plush Province of Manitoba as a child. **

!!!

Am I the only one laughing until I’m crying over this?