Man Arrested After Hotel Room Is Coated In Vaseline
:eek:
I wonder what inspired “Slick Roger” Chamberlain to do this… and I can only imagine how skeevy it must be to try to clean this up, especially given the “numerous pornographic magazines in the room’s trash can.”
Thanks for that sunfish. Now I have to scrub myself. I’ll be charging you for the bleach and sandpaper. :eek:
Motel 6 near Binghamtom???!!!
I’ve stayed at that motel!
Coating it with Vaseline would probably have improved it…
It seems he wasn’t able to slip away from the police.
I’m trying to picture the made-for-cable-TV movie that could be made from this. Bizarre, but oddly compelling…?
Motel 6: We’ll Leave the Lube On For You.
How do you explain THAT to the clerk at the local Walgreen’s when you walk up to pay?
Does Sam’s Club or Costco sell shrinkwrapped vats of Vaseline?
The TV set!?!?!?!?
My…erm…wife has a ring stuck on her finger. She …erm…has really big fingers.
Just be careful how much you scrub - if you give yourself friction burn, you’ll have to put something on to soothe it, maybe… Vaseline? 
Especially since, to cover the whole room with 14 jars, he would have to buy the jumbo-sized jars. :eek:
I wonder if the pornography included pictures of Suzy Chapstick?
Minimum wage isn’t anywhere near high enough to clean that mess up, tyvm!
On the plus side, this makes the freakiest people I know seem mundane by comparison.
Slightly off-topic, this is my local paper and I just now got around to reading about it, came here to post but figured I’d search to make sure there wasn’t already a thread, trying to be a good little poster like. Why does the search term “hotel vaseline” turn up more than one result?!
Am I the only one that thinks that part of this guy’s sentence should be cleaning the room himself (with guards watching him, of course)? Why should someone else get stuck doing all that work?
I don’t think that’ll be a problem.
TMI alert!
TMI alert!
My wife sued to do housekeeping at a motel.
One day, a disgruntled guest smeared his room with…
get this…
(I’ll be polite)
A used diaper
Wow… going to court in order to be underpaid and unappreciated. It boggles the mind. 
Yes, I knew what you meant.
In all seriousness, we had the exact same thing happen here in Murfreesboro, Tennessee awhile back. My post on the subject vanished, probably during the Winter Of Missed Content.
I wonder…