The Jellyman doesn't look sorry for what he did

Va. man ordered to pay damages for motel mess - Room was coated with petroleum jelly

According to the police report, he left a crack pipe in the room, and another one was found in his possession when he was arrested. He’s lucky he didn’t face any drug charges.

Oh yeah - a motel room, some porno, a little rock cocaine, and fourteen jars of petroleum jelly. That’s a night out, alright.

We had somebody do that here in Murfreesboro a few years back. I wonder…

Hm. If I were going to do such a thing, I think I’d use something tastier than petroleum jelly.

Just sayin’ …

Have you ever visted Murfreesboro, Draelin]? :dubious:

O. K.
Why… Why wou… What the fuck?
Graet! Now, I’m confused, *and *I have to work on my quantitative analylis!

Of course I … no. No, I haven’t. Nuh-uh. Not me. And I certainly didn’t visit with a vat of caramel. Nope.

Caramel, eh? Hmmm.

What about… butter? :dubious: :wink: :smiley:

Well, it all depends on whether you’d rather be greasy or sticky …

And how did I know it would be only a matter of minutes before you found this thread? :smiley:

Well, I read the preview window for the thread when it first came up, and passed on it… but then I saw you’d replied, and was just compelled to see what you’d said.

I haven’t met my innuendo quota today, yet. :wink:

And what better place to do that than a thread about vaseline? :wink:

Yeah, I figured it’d fit in perfectly.
:smiley:

Well, if it fit perfectly, you wouldn’t need the vaseline in the first place …

You know, I was making a subtle pun there. :wink:

Damn, I guess that there is such a thing as too much lube after all…

Trust me, honey, it wasn’t that subtle. :slight_smile:

Awww. But it was clever, right?

Damn. I was hoping this thread would be about this. Although, now I think about it, I guess that’s spelled GellieMan.

So now there’s photographic evidence out there of the aftermath of a 'Doper Initiation Rite…

Although this is a very humorous and terrible translation of the song, I think the allure will still be there much like this actual story. Maybe it won’t because it is so stupid though. Maybe it is in reference to the same event, as it would require someone to be on crack to dance like he does.