Boy, do I smell

My body smells like English Lavender.

My hair smells like, uh, some kind of wildflowers.

My breath smells like cinnamon (gel toothpaste) until I use mouthwash, and then it smells like “citrus.” I also have lime Tic-Tacs for later.

My clothes smell like…well, like laundry detergent.

Mundane? Pointless? You betcha!

Yeah, but what about your feet? Huh? How do they smell???

Well, consider their source…