It’s that time again - Tuesdays between 2pm and 5pm PST, when all the Dopers are reading the next installment of The Onion and the SDMB cruises along. 
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be back later…
I just wanna know…Where the frack is Jean Teasdale? Have they discontinued her column? If they have, I’ll just have to curl up with my stuffed animals, a Patrick Swayze movie, and a candy bar the size of Montana!
And is anyone else getting that uncloseable ad at the bottom of the page? What’s up with that!
Every week the Onion finds a new way to squeeze more ads onto the screen that we can’t get rid of. I’m beginning to be impressed.
Reilly, I know where to find the old columns. What I don’t know is if there will ever be another new column. Didn’t they ax T. Herman Zweibel? Now, I wasn’t sorry to see him go, but Jean…
D’oh! It’s “candy bar the size of Delaware!” :smack:
I usually pick up the paper edition. I pass by about a hundred The Onion newstands every day. Aren’t you jealous? 
Nope, because I can do the same thing. And they turn up on the floors of lecture halls all over.
I was showing you how you can view the Onion without “that uncloseable ad at the bottom of the page”. You’re welcome.
Sorry…
sorry…
terribly sorry…
It’s OK, I wasn’t too specific in my reply.–DHR