Bozo the Clown-Jesse Helms Dead

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=6245448

Have a Happy Fourth of July!

You know, I was absolutely no fan of Helms, but that was pretty tasteless.

[Useless Trivia]The article on Bozo says that the first person to play the clown was Pinto Colvig, probably known best as the original voice of Goofy. [/Useless Trivia]

I didn’t click on the second link so I was pretty confused. Figured I’d somehow been whooshed.

Hey, if two founding fathers can die on July 4, two bozos can die on July 3.

Yeah, I was thinking of that. Perhaps his dying words were “Jerry Falwell…still lives!” (Which he doesn’t, of course, but Helms might have been past remembering.)

Sorry, Bob Bell was the real Bozo.

I don’t want to speak ill of the dead, but Jesse Helms deserves far less than to have died on the same day that Jefferson and Adams did…