Brady Bunch porn?

[FruitPie]

OK so I know there are some very famous porno take-offs of other shows but I can’t find any for the Brady Bunch.Someone somewhere must have done one.Anyone know of one…

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[Mockingbird]

There is a porno that is a parody of the Addams Family called the Anal Family.

[FruitPie]

Thanks but er it’s not the Brady Bunch is it

[Mockingbird]

@FruitPie

Thanks but er it’s not the Brady Bunch is it

Oh, just buy the book Growing Up Brady by Barry Williams and read about the sordid real life exploits of the actors on the show.

[Ethilrist]

@FruitPie

And I claim my award for most bizarre post

:dubious:
Yer new here, aintcha?

Say. That key on your keyboard, between the “,” and the “/”? It’s called a period. When you get to the end of a sentence, after you press that one (if you do; you don’t necessarily use it at the end of a question or a quote), you should press that long, narrow key called the “space bar.” Once per period usually suffices. Thanks!

[FruitPie]

Er no it isn’t.It’s called a full stop. Or Henry,to his friends

I may be new but I ain’t no redneck

[Kent_Clark]

Oh, Marsha! Marsha!Marsha!MARSHA!

[Chimpy]

@FruitPie

Er no it isn’t.It’s called a full stop. Or Henry,to his friends

I may be new but I ain’t no redneck

Actually, FruitPie, it’s both, full stop is a more anglified version afaik.

[Ethilrist]

So, kunilou, which one was your favorite?

Don’t know if it’s out there, but if Maureen McCormick made any porn, I’d rent it.

[DocCathode]

@FruitPie

And I claim my award for most bizarre post

Not even close.

We’ve had threads on pan-fried semen, raw semen as fish food, sex with colostomy holes, having a taxidermist stuf you after death, postmortem photographs, original parodies of Chick tracts and posts in Esperanto. If you want to qualify for the most bizarre post, you’re going to have to do better than that.

[JimSox5]

Ah! I had a post written almost exactly like Doc’s about four hours ago, and the browser ate it. Then I couldn’t get the boards to reload. Anyway, the point is, FruitPie, you aren’t even close to the most bizzare post, but you’re taking small steps in the right direction.

[Johnny_L.A]

I read a Brady Bunch porn parody on the 'net several years ago, but I don’t remember what it was called.

[Random]

@Ethilrist

So, kunilou, which one was your favorite?

Don’t know if it’s out there, but if Maureen McCormick made any porn, I’d rent it.

$6 for a personally autographed pic, eh? I wonder how far she’s willing to go with the dedications. I could have some fun with a few friends of mine.

[Diceman]

@Johnny L.A.

I read a Brady Bunch porn parody on the 'net several years ago, but I don’t remember what it was called.

I’m not sure that I want to admit this, but I saw that story, too.

I only read a few sentences. Incest isn’t one of my kinks.

[swampbear]

It says in the Brady Bunch theme song: “They were four men living all together…” Sounds like a porno plot to me!

[JRDelirious]

@Johnny L.A.

I read a Brady Bunch porn parody on the 'net several years ago, but I don’t remember what it was called.

I think I know what you mean. There were several that made the rounds back in the mid-late 1990s heyday of the alt.sex.stories newsgroup. And cartoonist Kevin Karstens has done a 'toonporn version.

As to video porn, the Brady format has got some limitations, specially if we’re talking American video porn (henceforth AVP).
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[li] The large cast of characters and possible permutations complicate production.[/li][li] AVP parodies are usually lame as all get-out as parodies, but they can work if they communicate the concept of the original, or at least what the pervies in the audience would have found kinky in the concept. The point of the Brady Bunch, what makes a work identifiable as BB, is the interaction within the neo-family. So a BB porno would almost need to rely on the pseudo-incest kink, because otherwise it would be just another “alleged-teenagers humping friends and neighbors, while parents cheat on each other” porno. [/li][li] Incest-(or Step-incest)-themed AVP was reasonably succesful in sales in the early and mid 80s, but was not necessarily a majority taste. But it fell into disfavor since the late 80s, amidst the attempt to defuse criticism that porn actually advocated or stimulated certain antisocial behaviors. [/li][li] Same thing with casting characters as being of “high school age”; heck, this was briefly attempted to be made illegal outright. [/li][li] AVP parodies are usually done hot on the heels of a release or re-release of the mainstream work. “The Anus Family” or whatever was done after the release of the Addams Family movie around 1990.[/li][/ul]
So what you probably COULD have had was a porn of The Brady Brides. Which was lame enough as an original production.

[Green_Means_Go]

[hijack]

sex with colostomy holes

How the heck did I miss this one? I’d do a search on it but I am terrified of what I might find…
I mean… wow…
[/hijack]

[Sunspace]

@DocCathode

We’ve had threads on pan-fried semen, raw semen as fish food, sex with colostomy holes, having a taxidermist stuf you after death, postmortem photographs, original parodies of Chick tracts and posts in Esperanto.

Hej! What for you lump us Esperanto-speakers in with the freaks and weirdos?

[Typo_Negative]

Well, Susan Olsen (Cindy) did do porn.

Well, sound effects for a porn movie, anyhoo.

http://www.kaos2000.net/interviews/susanolsen00.html

K2K: Dana Plato didn’t technically do hard core anyway, but that’s sort of a whole joke in itself anyway.
SO: Yeah, right. I have known people in the porn industry.

K2K: Don’t we all?
SO: Well, I grew up in the San Fernando Valley. How could you avoid it? I mean, Boogie Nights is like, “Hey, it’s our town.” I had a fried who was a graphic artist who worked for a dildo company. (laughing) It was a job. He was freelancing. One day he said, “I got another job.” “Oh really? Where are you working?” “Oh, another dildo company.” He designed packages and stuff. My first husband, his paintings, he borrowed one of his paintings to use on a package for SuperGlide lubricant. We were really proud of that.

On Big Brother they said that I did porn. Then somebody else said, “No, no. She just contributed for the soundtrack for a porn film.” It’s true, but it was sound effects and it wasn’t moaning and groaning. I told the story on a radio show in LA. My manager got a call from some producer wanting me to do background moaning and groaning for some film. Was he listening to my story? I had gotten a synthesizer and messing around with making different noises and sounds. You start out with a sine wave and this and that. My husband, first husband, is on the phone with a guy who happened to be a video porn editor. (laughing) A really good guy. I mean, there’s actually really normal people… He said, “Hey, I need spaceship noises. Get Susan on the phone. Can you program space noises and ambient space sounds?” I said sure. We had the 4-track recording equipment and I programed these sounds. It probably sounded pretty cheesy.

K2K: What film was this for?
SO: Love Probe From A Warm Planet. I used to have the first 20 minutes of it. I told him that I didn’t want the whole movie but just the sounds from it. He gave it to me. On the tape, he had taped in a girl’s audition tape - if you can imagine a girl auditioning for a porn movie. She was auditioning in a pool. He had slowed it down and put on really slowed down music on it. It was really bizarre. It was weird. After I got divorced, my cousin and I were living together and I showed him my 20 minutes of porn fame. When it got to this audition tape he said, “No, no, no! Don’t turn it off! Leave it!” Oh, he loved it, so I gave it to him. (laughing)