Brain Teaser: Herd of Buffaloes

Okay, based on an example in Stephen Pinker’s excellent book The Language Instinct, I’ve got a favorite new brain teaser: all you have to do is punctuate the following series of words such that they’re a grammatically correct sentence.

Ready? Here goes.

BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO

And here’s the answer:

Put a period at the end.

Still confused? I’ll post hints later.

TIP: Try sounding it out loud. It may not help you solve the puzzle, but it’ll provide entertainment for your coworkers.

Daniel

Or you could put a “-gry” at the end.

Regards,
Shodan

What’s the difference between buffalo and bison?

[Aussie accent]
Yew cahn’t wash yer fice in a buffalo!

Eh? :confused:
Makes no sense to me at all.

Herd of buffaloes?

Of course I’ve heard of buffaloes!

[spoiler]I believe it’s pedantic. The sentence “BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO.” Is technically grammatically correct.

Am I rite or am I left?

[/spoiler]

Considering too many people call the American Bison a buffalo when it isn’t, and that the scientific name for the American Bison is Bison bison, I’d say you got a herd for four there, Bill.

:smiley:

Bill?

[spoiler]‘Buffalo’ is a plural noun, a verb and an adjective. “Buffalo buffalo” means “Shaggy oxlike animals intimidate.” Add a ‘buffalo’ at the end and you have 'Shaggy oxlike animals intimidate [other] shaggy oxlike animals." Specify that the shaggy oxlike animals are from a city in Western New York and you get “Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

Unfortunately, that only gets us to five buffaloes.

I could see if it was ‘Buffalo buffalo buffalo; Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.’ Sadly, it’s not, so I assume I’m just missing something.[/spoiler]

Okay, for those who wanna try it out for real (and the answer is a grammatically correct sentence, with subject and verb and everything), here’s your first hint:

[spoiler]I did it in all-caps to be a pain in the butt. If you wanna do it in normal case, it should look like:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.[/spoiler]

Daniel

Could I do the same for sheep, or am I totally on the wrong track?
This is what’s wrong with the British educational system, I’ve never been formally taught grammar as a seperate subject.

Ooh, nice, Ace! You have an alternate answer to the teaser, and it works great! You’re definitely on the right track, though.

Daniel

As you can see from the simulposts I was on the wrong trACK.

[spoiler]I thought the riddle went no further than what I guessed. But it…I’ve lost the will to live.

Not really.[/spoiler]

What’s the subject of this thread?

Add in the name Bill.

Think about it.

No, a buffalo herd.

I don’t care, I got no secrets from the buffaloes.

Buffalo bill Buffalo Bill, buffalo Buffalo Bill?

[Spoiler]

American bison charge money to William Cody, intimidate member of National Football League team based in New York state.[/Spoiler]

Hey Abbott!!

Great Ghu, we’re weird! Classicists abound.

:smiley:

Can I roller skate with them?

NO! You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd! :stuck_out_tongue: