Still not even 30 minutes yet. And I thought the Holland-Spain game was something.
Am I watching the World Cup semi-final, or a “Germany’s best goals of the last 10 years” show?
Am I a bad person for absolutely loving this?
We want ten!
Kroos apologizing for not getting it in on that shot.
Are the Brazilians even trying to play by now?
When can Scolari invoke the mercy rule? This is getting ridiculous.
Just had to come here because I was starting to think some mischievous German had hacked Yahoo Sports…but it’s real. Unbelievable.
This is the Germany side that only beat the US by 1?
Is this proof that, without Neymar and Silva, Brazil is nothing?
Is Brazil over-dependent on the talents of a couple of soccer geniuses?
Would Argentina have something like that happening to them if they were left without Messi?
At this rate, there will be no final. The Brazilians will burn the Maracana down.
will the entire Brazilian team be investigated for fixing the game, or only the defense?
Could have had a penalty there too.
When you’re Scolari, what’s your locker room speech? “Guys, I know it looks at little bleak, but…” - Do you even say anything?
Nah, the Maracana is needed for the local games. 
Argentina doesn’t have Di Maria tomorrow.
We had Messi four years ago and had to eat 4…
Forget the locker room speech ; imagine having to prepare for another game after this. I wonder if any Brazilian fans will turn up.
Germany’s control, and Brazil’s apparent lethargy, when Germany is attacking make this look like a pro team playing against a Saturday pub league team.
I just tuned in. 5-0? WTF?
Things are so bad that when they cut to a Brazilian fan in the crowd, the fan does not wave hysterically at the camera.
Even for those of us who saw all five goals go in, it’s still hard to believe.