Brass monkey -- That funky monkey

Brass monkey junkie
That funky monkey…

With Winter coming soon, I thought we should share our brass monkeys.

Here’s mine.

Here’s mine.

Okay, so it’s not brass. But it’s the only monkey I’ve got. :frowning:

I don’t have a brass monkey.

But now I have that song in my head.

My Brass Monkey was a bar in Livingston, Alabama.

Good song, though.

I had a brass monkey but last winter, whist on the back porch making out with a witch in a brass bra, he froze his balls off. I haven’t seen him since.