You could always appoint someone to be in charge of the whipping and torture until her return. But I suppose it just wouldn’t be the same…
Hey, waitaminnit… I have her whip!
HAHAHAH!
::::Cracks whip in alll directions, sending doper brats scurrying for cover::::
::::Laughs cruelly as The Beatles’ Revolution 9 plays::::
Behave or I’ll eat your brain too. =D
Cheers!
Did I just send a cold shiver down your spine? ;-p
:::::THWACK!::::
Okie dokes, people.
Every one I’ve done is now properly html’d.
A compilation can be found here.
Each individual page has a link to our main page, courtesy of unser freund; wolf_meister
I believe I’ve done all the women that provided a description.
Now it’s time to do the men-folk. 
Well, it’s about six inches long and…
Oh, you mean like height and weight.
I look kind of like this.
Oh, not that repetitive, bubble-gum pop junk. :rolleyes:
Well, she certainly looks harmless!!!
Myyyyy hic job iss teh greatttest!
All haaaaaaiil harmless!!
I don’t feel so good.
Wait, I haven’t been done! Let’s see… this is harder than I thought.
Brown hair and eyes; shoulder-length, layered hair, bangs, no glasses.
Not skinny, but not fat anymore, either. Just medium, I guess.
Do I get cat ears and a book? Or some random spy gear and a coffee pot?
I wear a lot of blue.
And do assistants get pictures? 'Cause if so, I have to totally make up something about what I look like. 
Just do what I did; go with reality. 
Ilsa_Lund, the first time I clicked your link, it crashed my computer.
The second time, it took me to a page with a very red man on it which would explain what happened the first time I clicked the link.
Didn’t you know I already did you; twice!
Just check out the top of Tiggrkitty’s stockings in the larger image.
FilmGeek, just swab some bactine on the bite marks and you’ll be fine.
It would help if you could point me in the direction of an actress with similar hair.
As for all the rest, I don’t see why not though I probably won’t give you whiskers as they didn’t turn out so well on Tiggrkitty’s.
The way I’ve been doing these is to sketch it out on paper, then scan it into PhotoMAX pro, paint it in and then add random things off the internet.
Hot Buttered Toast’s hair was Halle Berry’s and her shirt pattern was a microscope shot of a virus or something.
Tiggrkitty has Debra Messings hair, and mine came off a site that sells wigs.
Don’t ever do a search for decapitated heads, btw. :eek:
“Fake head” works much better.
Hee! It’s fun!
If only I could make a living doing this sort of stuff. 
I would say Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order: SVU. I took her picture with me when I got it cut recently.
And I’d rather not have whiskers anyway.
You should totally have a Wonder Woman costume. Like, the Hippolyta version with the loincloth, so it’s incorporating elements of Leia’s costume from Jedi.
Totally.
Just reporting in to say the website has been updated.
He’s right. That’s what I want. Get me some Underoos. A short, chubby, freaky-looking, redheaded Wonder Woman–hell, at least I can fill out the top of the outfit, if nothing else.
*::: Yanks the whip out of **Ilsa_Lund’s ** hands, and cracks him on the ass with it ::: *
You are in SO much trouble, and do not think for one minute I will not deal with you. This is MY whip and you are NOT to touch or use it.
HOW DARE YOU!
::: plugs in “Cowboys from Hell” and grabs Ilsa_lund and tosses him into the chamber :::
Geez, I can’t leave for a day before some “hotshot” thinks they can do my job.
Thanks for allowing me a few days off. This year has been a tad tougher than normal, but I am doing better. Cardsfan should be home on Saturday so I can shuffle the stress to him. ::: insert evil smiley here ::: Why don’t we have evil smiley’s?
::: plugs in White Zombie’s Astro Creep and turns to the chamber :::
I have business to take care of.
Well, the hair ain’t red, but is this in the ballpark of what you’re looking for? :eek:
I would never carry that purse. :eek: