Funny. Saturday night my wife and I went a party. We brought the kids, but because there were going to be mostly adults at the party, we brought a small TV/VCR combo in case the kids got restless and wanted to watch a video in one of the back rooms. So, at the end of the party, I’m walking out with this TV in my arms, and, naturally, some of the partygoers were commenting, “Oh, nice party favor”, and stuff like that, and I said, “Oh no, this is my TV. I carry it everywhere. 'Course it’s 20 minutes to Wapner.”
Big laugh. 'Course, they were all drunk at that point.
I’m profoundly confused. Lady Ghanima should have sent the email to me, but my email address wasn’t public; therefore she sent it to AngelicGemma, who sent it to TiggrKitty; next on the list was her assistant, mlerose, but she sent it to Ilsa_Lund instead. He sent it to me, and I sent it to the Doper below him on the website - Rufus Xavier.
Well obviously Rufus I skipped Cluricaun because, like you said, there hasn’t been any posts in a while, and obviously harmless skipped FilmGeek for being outrageously drunk from (ahem) testing and obviously TiggrKitty skipped the others in her experiments with psychological torture…
…and obviously I’m talking out of my arse. Way to keep us on track Rain Man.
Poor old AngelicGemma is sad because she doesn’t have a brilliant rendition of herself yet from a talented and skilled artist. If Cluricaun were around I’d have him kissing your butt right now. Could you please make hers a priority so she thinks I’m the greatest? Thank You.
I can’t remember if she gave a description so I’ll email some help over. Thanks babe, you’re a star.
As of this post I, your humble leader, am butt nekkid. Yes, really. I decree we should all be butt nekkid.
I also decree that Hal Briston shall no longer have to endure the ridicule of always being called “Number Two” and shall recieve the title “Minister of Child Production”. Along with this his wife, kittenlm shall now be recognised as “Official Bun Oven”
Also, it’s BiblioCat’s birthday and I’ve already started on her.
So I sayeth unto thee: neener, neener; get in line.
ok,ok, oKAY! I’ll do AngelicGemma after her.
Does she know you called her “old” though?
: strips buck nekkid :
Well, looky here…I’ve found my pussy.
HE’S HOME!
We were out putting up fliers, and had stopped off for some bbq and a pitcher (to kill the pain, of course) when our neighbor called and said he just saw the cat in the middle of the street and had run around the building when he tried to grab him.
We ran home and after a few minutes of searching and clarifying that “the middle of the street” was actually our parking lot :rolleyes: I spotted him peering at me from around the side of the building. Yepmas came around the other way and we cornered him by the a/c units.
Jesper got chicken and lovin’s and groomin’ and all the spankin’s he could handle. He wouldn’t let me put him down for a good 20 minutes.
: sniff :
I love my kitty.
If you need an explanation for that you’ll have to wait until tomorrow, or later today rather because it’s nearly 4am and I need sleep.
I should actually get up for my 9am lecture but I have nothing else for the rest of the day so why the hell should I?
And congratulations should go to AngelicGemma who isn’t actually old at all and who managed to stay of the Dope for an entire night to do her homework. Good girl. It’s just a shame you missed that excellent quip between Rufus and Nightwatch. Unfortunately it got deleted somehow never to return. I’d try to explain it but I’d never to it justice.
Oh well…
harmless
Great to hear that your cat has returned !!!
Wow, that is nerve-wracking when you just have to wait things out.
I’m glad things turned out for the best !!!
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HE’S HOME!
Jesper got chicken and lovin’s and groomin’ and all the spankin’s he could handle. He wouldn’t let me put him down for a good 20 minutes.
: sniff :
I love my kitty.
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::: Cheers wildly :::
Oh yay!!! That is so cool you found the little furball so quickly. I am so happy for you and Jesper. Is he grounded now? Sabrina certainly is, for the rest of her adult life.
Nice one wolf_meister I was a little concerned that he played the part a little too well.
Are you kidding? She’s got a taste for the outside world now. No doubt she’ll be sneaking out to go out drinking with her new friends. One day you’ll find catnip hidden in her bed. You’ll call her a tramp, she’ll call you “FSSSSSSSS RROOUW!”
I’m afraid it’s all downhill from here. I recommend you watch the film Thirteen. It could prepare you for the worst.
