Brawl/food fight at IHOP: "I ride the ride!"

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Dateline Orangeburg, SC

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Is “I ride the ride” slang of some kind? The only references I can find lead back to this story, and it doesn’t yet exist in the venerable Urban Dictionary.

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“My weave!”*

So many thoughts coming to mind - the first screeching harpy is taking muffintop to exciting new levels, I like the guy who picks up his plate and boogies on out of the fight zone, the woman who picks up a carafe and starts beating someone else with it, the guy with the cane who turns it into a baseball bat…wow. Whole lot going on there.

*ETA: I don’t know if anyone actually said that. I was just assuming it was in there somewhere.

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Watch for the video to show up on “The Smoking Gun’s ‘World’s Dumbest Brawlers,’” complete with a fake voice-over and taunts from Danny, Leif, Todd, Tonya, and the rest of the usual hecklers.