*In Your Dreams, Charlie Brown.
You’re a Hard Man, Charlie Brown.
Be a Bad Man, Charlie Brown!
You’re a Pervert, Charlie Brown.
A Charlie Brown Orgasm.
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Supposedly Brazil’s Mardi Gras is similar to that already though not officially. I wish I could move to Brazil but they probably would persecute me for my religion.
Light is envious of dark, otherwise there would be no preoccupation with it.
When my baby
when my baby smiles at me
I come in Rio De Janeiro…
There on the hot sand,
and in a bungalow
while monkeys play above -a,
we’ll make love -a…
Orgasm day. Hmmm…Do you suppose all the workers get off for it?
Will there be a parade?
“Welcome to the Channel 69 broadcast of the Orgasm Day parade, sponsored by In-and-Out Burgers. Our first float - a lovely train-and-tunnel motif - was made by our local Qwik Trip employees. That’s Councillor Arimateia Dantas riding in the cab of the locomotive. The train is scheduled to give a loud blast of it’s steam whistle as it passes the reviewing stand to officially start the parade. Wait, we’ve just been informed of a technical problem. It seems that Councillor Dantas has blown the entire load of steam before reaching the reviewing stand! Carrumba!”
Well, of course there’s already a Love Parade, but if one is good, then two would be better.
Personally, I just want to see the coronation of the Orgasm Queen! Or do you think it would be Ms. Orgasm? I can see her now, riding atop the vinyl covered float, clad only in her Venus Butterfly, set at full speed!