May has been designated National Masturbation Month.
Why is this not in my calendar? Better yet, why did no one inform me of this years ago when the “holiday” started?
Apparently, the holiday was started by Good Vibrations, a lovely company out of San Francisco. Although I’m sure it’s partly advertising, kudos to them.
Make sure to take extra good care of yourself this month.
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And there was supposed to be a “kick off celebration” on the 7th.
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Are you sure it was kick off?
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Better yet, why did no one inform me of this years ago when the “holiday” started?
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I’d imagine it takes a littel while to type an invitation one handed. Then, once June rolled around, he probably rolled over and took a nap.
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Are you sure it was kick off?
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True, true.
Sorry I took that line out on edit–I wasn’t sure if that was an “official” event. Although what constitutes and “official event…”
The confirmed official event, I’d guess, is the “finale,” so to speak. The masturbate-a-thon. (www. masturbate-a-thon.com [most DEFINITELY NSFW])
Give 'til it hurts.
DAMN!! I thought it was April.
My new vibrator arrived just in time! 
Those appointed Master of their domain need not apply.
:smack: Damn, I got nothing.
Sgt Schwartz
I find this very hard to believe. Are you sure you’re not jerking us around?
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I find this very hard to believe. Are you sure you’re not jerking us around?
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Well, this guy is always shooting his, ahhh, mouth off.
But to make him feel better, I’ll go along and participate.
For those of you with a religious back ground, we will be meeting for a prayer circle jerk, in recognition of this important celebration!
Grin
FML
May has been designated National Masturbation Month.
The whole month? There’s going to be a lot of chafing come June.
Mother’s Day is going to be really awkward this year.
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Mother’s Day is going to be really awkward this year.
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Makes getting a gift easy: plenty of batteries!
shudder I’ll go sit in a corner, hug my knees, and spend the night rocking back and forth now.
I’ll just say that it’s coincidence: my birthday is in May.
Woo! I’m reading this thread like a motherfuck!
The website keeps timing out for me. Sad 
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The website keeps timing out for me. Sad 
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“Website”? Is that what you’re calling it these days?
Well, I wasn’t planning to masturbate this month, but now I guess I will!
There’s a reason this is coinciding with National Nurse Appreciation Week.
Shoot, I’m 11 months ahead of you slackers.