But why May?
Why not July? July was named after Julius Caesar, who, as quoted by Mark Twain said:
“To the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and impotent it is a benefactor; they that be penniless are yet rich, in that they still have this majestic diversion.”
In another place this excellent observer has said,
“There are times when I prefer it to sodomy.”
We only get a month?
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“Website”? Is that what you’re calling it these days?
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Hell, I was going to say that if it keeps “timing out,” you might be doing something wrong. Or need new batteries.
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May has been designated National Masturbation Month.
The whole month? There’s going to be a lot of chafing come June.
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June should be declared a month of rest. No way anyone’s getting anything done after May. Not if they’re celebrating it properly.
If you’re not going to do it for yourself, then do it for charity.
Don’t be selfish-give till it hurts.
It’s National Masturbation Month? Wow, I didn’t even know I was celebrating in the shower this morning…
I had better take the day off and celebrate!
I wish I was not at work so I could check this out. But to all the committed participants out there, give yourselves a big hand!
Oh, you already have.
Is there a carpal tunnel syndrome month?
I think it’s in June.
This is amusing, on the site’s front page:
Quick Links
I fail to understand how this sets May apart from the other 11 months.
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Shoot, I’m 11 months ahead of you slackers.
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I’m good till the year 2313.
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
I had better take the day off and celebrate!
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You got the last word wrong. Close, but wrong.
Obligatory Tom Waits quote:
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Well, usually about 2.30 in the morning you’ve ended up taking advantage of yourself and… there ain’t no way around that, you know. Yeah, making the scene with a magazine, there ain’t no way around… I’ll confess, you know, I’m no different, you know. I’m not weird about it or anything. I don’t tie myself up first, I just… you know. I just kind of… spend a little time with myself.
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:eek:
couldn’t have come 
at a better time!!!
[QUOTE=Wile E]
May has been designated National Masturbation Month.
The whole month? There’s going to be a lot of chafing come June.
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Either I’m not as clever as I hoped or not one wanted to take that straight line, so …
There will be a lot of cum come June as well!
Is the National Masturbation Month being sponsored by KY Jelly, by any chance?
wow… only 9 days into the month, and my vision has gotten really bad! The upside is that I can no longer see the hair on my palms…
regards
FML
I can’t believe all you slackers are wasting your time posting on a message board.
Get too it!
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I can’t believe all you slackers are wasting your time posting on a message board.
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Some of us have two hands.
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Some of us have two hands.
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Fine then, I was referring to Opal.