National Oral Sex Day

Now that National Pi/Pie Day, March 14 (3/14), is almost here, is it too early to lobby for making June 9 (6/9) National Oral Sex Day?

Why not make every day National Oral Sex Day?

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What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions? :smiley:

“Why is 77 better than 69?”
“Because you get 8 (ate) more!”

So I’ll celebrate on July 7.

And if you can’t wait until June, there’s the 8th of May.

Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.

No, you roll over and shit in each other’s hair.

I don’t wait for September to do that.

I’m preferential to the First of May, myself.

You’re too late for March 10. That is Julian day 69. I suppose that day gets messed up by leap years.

We…er…celebrated anyway.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Don’t be so loud, I’ve got my wife convinced it’s everyday.


June 9. Got it. It’s on my calendar, and I promise to do my part! :slight_smile:

I suppose we could merge the two days and make it Steak & Kidney Pi and BJ day.

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That’s my younger brother’s birthday.

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