Finally, a holiday I can get behind:
Mark your calendars.
Link doesn’t work for me.
It’s a good link, and pretty self-explanatory.
For anyone who can’t see it: March 14th is to be Steak & BJ Day, a male-equivalent to the female-oriented Valentine’s Day. (Don’t blame me; I’m just the messenger.)
So, Rebekkah, how you doin’? 
Works for me.
So does the link. 
LOL! I’m sure there a million women out there up for this holiday. I can’t be the only girl who hates Valentines day and all the glurgy nonsense that goes with it. Guys deserve a little recompense for years of bullshit.
I plan on celebrating whole-heartedly
I’d like to express my opposition to this holiday in the strongest possible terms. I say that acceptance of this holiday only furthers the creeping tyranny that says one blowjob a year is sufficient. There are some out there (liberals, mainly) that feel one blowjob a year is enough. There are even some deluded souls that claim one is too many. As men, we must stand ever vigilant in these troubled times. We must stand up for what we know to be right…and true…and just. Blowjobs. Lots of them.
Did someone say steak? Steak sounds good. I’d like a steak.
Behind? Are you sure you’re doing it right?
Card designs:
*Because I love you
once you’re fed
you’re going to get
some awesome head!
Happy Steak and BJ Day*
Best post ever!
I think BJ’s should be given on every day that ends in a y. If guys “ate at the Y” those days too, there’d be no more war. Can’t we just give peace a chance?
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Just beautiful.
Why can’t I ever find something as moving at Hallmark?
Great. Now I just gotta get me someone to love.
Shouldn’t that be the “12 days of Steak and BJs?”
“On the 8th day of BJs, my true love gave to me…” The song would be a tad redundant but who cares?
A lot of guys really blow it on Valentines day. Now it’s the ladies turn!
So, Christmas has Santa Claus, Easter has the Easter Bunny, what would Steak and BJ day have? And what kind of seasonal merchandising would there be? Festive knee pads and kleenex?
What about us road warriors who fly out for work every week? I’ll be a thousand miles from home. My honey is pretty easy going about thing but I don’t know how she’s feel if I went to a stranger for a steak. We’ve already gotten used to rescheduling celebrations for when I’m home.
We’re headed (hrmrhrm) in the right direction, but why stop there? I do declare that July is steak and BJ month. (I was sure to pick a 31 day month.)
Best. Holiday. EVAR.
Ah, crap. Another holiday that it stinks to be single on. No way I’m flexible enough to celebrate this one.
Heck, might as well shoot for the stars and call it “Steak, BJ and Swallow Day”.
On the 14th day of this month
my true love gave to me
a blow job in a wet “T”
It’s a good thing when people get off for a holiday.
I think this proposed holiday just perpetuates a hateful stereotype of men. When I’m in a relationship, her feelings are important to me. I care about her as a person. I want intelectual and emotional interaction as well as physical.
Also, I’d rather trade in the steak for another bj.
The steak should always be rare, the BJ’s not so much.
As long as the meat is pink.