:looks in pants:
hmm, pre-trimmed, certified kosher.
:: Claps ::
Yes!
Well, thanks guys, for reminding me how truly blessed I am. Around here, **every **day is S&BJ Day, sometimes even twice in the same day!
OK, so I don’t have steak every day. But I could if I wanted to.
I’m thinking something more along the lines of Steak and BJ Lent…you know…40 days straight. Instead of giving something up, you commit to providing a service for the aforementioned interval.
If you hadn’t said that steak sounds good, I’d have thought you were my boyfriend (and frankly, I’d be pleased he picked such a cool username). This is exactly why we won’t be celebrating it. I sent him the link and he basically said what you did.
He somehow thinks I’m going to get it in my head that 1 time a year is enough. He even said that every day was an opportunity for a blow job. I can’t say I disagree. He’s needlessly worried. But we didn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day either, so I guess we’re consistent.
Hey, no need to brag about your flexibility to the rest of us!! 
Oh, this is MUCH better than Valentine’s Day. I don’t need to have a boyfriend or be in love or anything. I just need to be a good cook and a slut. Check and check. Now to find the guy . . . looks 'round for cute doper guys
A giant A-1 bottle in the shape of a penis!
oh, I so hope I’m the first to reply to this post.
Steak, BJ, Swallow, Backrub, and TV day? This could be big.
We could borrow from the old sitcom All In The Family, and let the sponsoring figure for March 14th be called ‘Meathead’. A willing partner with supple lips bearing something to grill.
The marketing has already started. Cards to print on your PC!
Don’t they realize they are interfering with another holiday?
March 14th is PI DAY. (March 14 = 3.14 = pi)
Now I suppose there could be some puns made about the fact that March 14th is steak and BJ day AND PI Day - but I’ll leave it to other Dopers to have fun with that.
March 14th is also Albert Einstein’s birthday. Hmmm that has possibilities.
Steak and BJ Day - In honor of the greatest “head” ever !!!
Gay couples check in: Does this work both ways on March 14th, or does one guy get to have fun on Feb 14, while the other waits until March 14th?
I hate Valentine’s Day and like Steak and BJ Day, especially if it is Steak and BJ and Muff Dive Day.
We don’t have to do it one at a time, you know.
Me, sorry.
Yes, I know, but what about the steak cooking? It would be silly for each person to cook a steak for the other on the same day.
And the BJ… well done!