http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/brazil_orgasm_day
Here we are moving towards the dark ages and other countries are becoming enlightened.
You have to have a special day to celebrate orgasms? 
Every day should be Orgasm Day!
The only problem with that is that I was told, repeatedly, by my parents that “every day is Children’s Day”. And when every day is Children’s Day and Orgasm Day it just gets kind of oogy, even if you can’t have one without the other.
The reason we don’t have this holiday is because Og hates us.
Of course, if we did have this holiday, you probably wouldn’t get a day off from work to celebrate it. Just an extra 15 minute break. 
You need to join forces with one Dr. Roger Libby, who has been agitating for a “National Sex/Orgasm Week” for quite some time now.
This brings up the old joke about getting fired for sticking one’s finger into the pickle slicer. (Ron White tells this joke in one of the Blue Collar Comedy Tours if you’ve not a clue what I’m talking about.)
You mean it’s NOT? Am I violating any local ordinances? I mean, there’s no parade or anything…
Or a full half hour if you’re female. But you guys can go back to work…we’ll manage without you…we always have 
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Can we just call him Dr. Roger? That seems appropriate.
The article says
In the interest of parity and equality, are they going to create a holiday for all the single people out there? Choke-the-Chicken Day, for instance?