Breakfast Club punchline RIP John Hughes

OK, we all know the part where Bender is crawling through the ceiling and tells the joke, "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,‘I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.’ Naked lady says…oh shit!(as he falls through ceiling)
The line was apparently improvised by Judd Nelson and there was no actual punchline…so who can come up with the best one?

“I forgot my pencil.”

“I do, but my dog already has a fuzzy navel.”

Lol u making it funny han