The thread about punchlines only reminded me of a joke that I don’t know the punchline to. From the body of the joke it seems as though it would be really funny, but the movie it’s in doesn’t reveal the punchline.
Okay, enough rambling…
In the Breakfast Club, John Bender is climbing along in the ceiling crawlspace.
He’s telling himself a joke that goes a little something like this:
“A naked blond walks into a bar. She has a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She puts the poodle down on the bar, looks at the bartender and says…”
And then he falls into the library. ARRGGHHH! How cruel.
Does anyone know the punchline to this joke?
If not, can any of you hilarious folks whose posts we all know and love make one up for it?
Thanks.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
<wiping tears away>
Oh man, that was hilarious. Is that the punchline as you heard the joke, or did you make that up?
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
I have to admit, I almost made myself cry with that one. No, I’ve never heard the joke. I just sat staring at the set-up for a few minutes, and the obvious came out.