1a) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and OJ
2a) 2/10
1b) Wild Turkey 101 and bacon
2b) 7/10
That is a tasty burger!
Warm flat beer and cold pizza (last night’s leftovers from the coffee table).
RC Cola and a moon pie (Mobile, AL Mardi Gras breakfast)
Oral sex (giving and/or receiving). It’s usually gotten a giggle, although from an audience of one.
I use it frequently, and snarkily. No one ever laughs, and I don’t think anyone was ever offended. Anyway, generally I’ll use it referring to something unhealthy or disgusting for breakfast, like donuts and diet coke. yum.
A waitress uses it as a joke whenever someone orders a martini.
When I open my store, I’ll grab a Coke and a box of candy (usually Mike & Ikes) and sell them on my boss’s account to get a discount. I’ll leave the comment “Chimi’s having the breakfast of champions.” on there. Dunno if anyone’s actually laughed at it, though.
Inspired by this thread, I tried it last night with the Tesco delivery man:
- 2lb of cheddar and a bag of ice,
- 0/10. Tesco man wishing for the sweet release of death.