WBAY Action News today: “At this hour, President Bush has won re-election as president by a 47 percent to 43 percent margin in the popular vote nationwide.”
Maybe not: “Correction: President Bush Did Not Win Election on October 7”
They wish.
And Bush asks “Are they sure?”
Ha!
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I love the title bar: “Coverage You Can Count On.” Riiiight.
Ah, another reason not to subscribe to the Green Bay “Packer Central ::barf::” network affiliates.
Test, my left foot. The fix is in and the Pubs let the cat out of the bag a month too early.
So THAT’s the October surprise! They’re holding the election a month early to fool the Democrats and terrorists!
Wow. Any political group that can pull THAT off is certainly one with enough pull to actually get things done. I’m in!
More Breaking News: Bush did not win the Nobel Peace Prize today!
This just in, Bush also did not win the National Spelling Bee, the Pepsi Billion or that game of Clue he, Condi and Karl Rove played last night.
Oddly, he did win the Preakness.
Even more breaking news:
Bush was declared the winner today in the running for the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence by a margin of 47% to 43%. Kerry feels cheated.
Film at 11:00.
President Bush was declared the winner of the World Series of Dice, beating out Antonin Scalia, William Bennett, and Grits-n–Gravy.
Film at 11:00.
This just in – Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Not only did he not win the election, at the moment he isn’t winning the election.