Political News - AP Apr 18, 1:39 pm ET
• Bush Taps Portman As New Budget Director
…and all this time you thought she was just another pretty face!
[sub]especially to those of you who scoffed at her Ivy League education[/sub]
Are you talking about Natalie Portman?
Well, presumably this is some random person called Portman, not Natalie. She does speak a good amount of languages, though, I think.
Maybe they’re sexing up the government? God knows it could do with it. 
I’d like to propose a few amendments to her budget…
Can I get a pic of this woman so I can judge her sexiness for myself?
And anyone who posts a picture of Natalie Portman gets a Gypsy curse.
Is it really a good idea for Bush to brag like this? What if Laura reads about her husband tapping Ms Portman?