breast implants for CHICKENS???

they are implanting into everything else… why not? at least the rooster will have something more pleasant to look at then ruffled tail feathers…

I presume you are talking about the time release hormone capsule implanted in young birds so they develop more breast meat?

Hell, there’s already chickens walking around with four legs, so why not chickens with enhanced breasts?


“Age is mind over matter; if you don’t mind, it don’t matter.” -Leroy “Satchel” Paige

Doesn’t John Madden’s Thanksgiving turkey sprout legs at will? Last count: 9 or so…