Breasts. Is there anything they can’t do?
There aren’t enough paper towels in the world to wipe up the coffee I just sputtered on the monitor.
Thanks, Mnem 
Robin
BTW…
::MsRobyn raises her T-shirt to show (.Y.)::
We need a boobie smily!
Robin
You only reinforce the great goodwill that I have towards my breasts…
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My attempt at a boob smiley has failed.
An Easter present for the men of the board…
lifts shirt to show…
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This thread is just turning into women showing off their breasts.
Do continue.
Hurrah! Yeah me! Please…more praise. Keep it coming.
[Lifting shirt to show anyone who hasn’t seen already.]
-L
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Is it chilly in here?
In 3 months, we’re gonna see an ad on late night T.V. for “Straight Dope Chicks Caught on Tape”…for only $19.95.
It will put all those Spring Break Co-ed tapes to shame…
Persephone wrote:
And on behalf of the men of the Board, we thank your breasts.
We really, really do.
I love my breasts. I do I do I do.
I used to have a manager who was mildly obsessed with my breasts. I liked to torment him by coming up behind him and pressing up against his back. I’d also remind him on a regular basis that I can touch them any time I want. I am soooo evil.
Geobabe, that’s just sick. Unless you want to do it to me…
Palmyra said:
I’d be happy to verify that for you. Bring 'em on by.
Cyn said:
Wow, Cyn, nice nipples!
cite?
::is tempted to link to the various breast threads we’ve had in the past few months, but elects to let people discover the IBTC thread by themselves. In private::
** Irishman,**you don’t know how many times I’ve heard that…Thanks!
Perhaps, but my cousin and I were discussing this topic yesterday after his wife made a comment about us both being titty men. We were both breast fed but our moms are not exactly well endowed. I trace my mammophilia to the stack of Playboy magazines my dad had stashed in an old camper shell, specifically the May '66 and December '68 issues. If that theory is too mundane and pointeless I actually
think I may be the kid in this picture. Might explain a lot.
um, NO.
sorry, no nudie pics today, and probably none tomorrow either.
As the owner of two (count 'em - two) breasts, I thank you for your interest and support.
Because the straight dope is all about fighting ignorance, in the interest of science, I shall be holding ‘viewings’ behind that curtain over there.
::: running behind the curtain real quick before anybody else gets there :::
This reminds me of a conversation with friends from long ago. We came to the consensus that each woman’s breasts fell into one of three classifications: a pair, a set and a rack.
I believe that the discussion was initiated by an offhand comment one of us had made about a woman that had just passed – “nice rack”. We all concurred that the woman did indeed have a nice rack, but that led immediately to an exploration of what differentiated a rack from other breast structures, and shortly thereafter, the the other breast classifications. It wasn’t merely size or shape, but rather a measure of the whole breast attitude.
I don’t recall what the specific criteria were, but I knew that at the time we could reliably and consistently distingingush between the three classifications.