Brett Favre (allegedly) has a really ugly wang

Helps explain why he keeps unretiring. What hot girl would want a gray-haired old ugly guy who could only talk about what a great jock he used to be back in the day?

So hideous that Playboy put her in the Girls of the Top 10 Party Schools pictorial in May of 2006, and she was in Maxim two months before that. Your tastes are clearly not the norm.

Whaaa ? :confused:

Hideous? I’m curious to know who’s on your top 5 list. Please share.

Doesn’t she look a lot like his wife, only cheaper and with a whole lot more clevage? I wonder if maybe that’s the fantasy he’s put himself in here.

Quite a few of them when the guy’s got a net worth of over 100 million bucks.

I don’t really see the big deal with this anyway. Sterger isn’t alleging any harrassment, and the voice mails don’t sound harrassing to me either. If Sterger isn’t bothered by the penis pics (though even as a guy who is as horny as the next guy, I’ll never understand why guys do that) then why should the NFL care?

If nothing else, he should just brazen his way through and say it wasn’t him. If the League can’t prove it was him, they can’t suspend him, and he’ll be done after this year anyway.

Some people are into that sort of thing, but many are not. Plastic tits are gross. Orange skin is gross. She has a big ugly nose and beady little eyes and absolutely zero character in her face. Bleh, do not want. If it weren’t for plastic surgery, makeup, and airbrushing, I can’t imagine anyone would find her attractive.

Say worst case scenario, all this (Sterger plus the 2 massage therapists) proves to be true and Goodell suspends him for violating the league’s personal conduct policy for x number of games. What sort of lasting effect would this have on HoF voting?

None, supposedly, for they aren’t supposed to take off-field stuff into account. Michael Irvin’s in the HoF, isn’t he? :stuck_out_tongue:

I think she’s pretty hot. There’s something sexy and sultry about her. She looks game.

I’m struck by how much she looks like Favre’s wife, though.

If the stories I’ve heard about Gates are accurate, then I have no reason to doubt he’s not.

Favre’s worked long and hard (heh heh, I said long and hard) to cultivate this “Aw shucks, I’m a good feller” image and now that’s taking a serious hit. His wife may be OK with him chasing tail, but that’s not going to be what everyone will think right off the bat.

Brett went gunslinging and the pics got intercepted. He was just letting people know he was coming out of retirement.

This board is great. Models are hideous and you have guys jerking themselves raw to overweight middle-aged women in every pic thread.

It’s all a show to let people know how superior and sophisticated you are, but get one whiff of internet pussy and you go all Cyrano.

Flavor Flav gets chicks for much less.

Yeah DTC… not to shocked to see where you fall on this. If your boy gets hit with a two game suspension… at least T will be better than most teams number two guy…

Suspension for what? She’s not alleging any harrassment, and there’s no proof it was really him anyway. If you can’t prove it’s his dick, you must acquit.

That tallywacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it!

http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html

Plenty of people find her attractive in real life - including multi-millionaire athletes and an entire sports team in the largest media market in the world. Your “many”/“some” construction is ridiculous, as is your assertion that she’s getting by solely on surgery, makeup and photoshop. Don’t like fake tits? Fine - I don’t either, because it’s usually an indication that there’s a great deal of fakeness elsewhere, which is what the real turn-off is. Sterger has put herself out there quite a bit, and she comes across pretty damned genuinely.

I’d hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England.

hehheh.

To be honest, I suspect you’re only adopting the “what’s the big deal?” position because he’s a Viking. Anyone else and I suspect you’d be jumping on your “I have daughters!” high horse. Imagine your daughters received unsoliticed penis pics from guys they work with and who they weren’t interested in dating, plus the fact that at the time he was pushing 40 and she was 25.

Exactly right.