Brett Favre (allegedly) has a really ugly wang

I’m not going to link to it, but it’s all over Deadspin if you haven’t seen it. They’ve been claiming for a while now that back when Favre was with the Jets, he pursued a local sideline hottie by the name of Jenn Sterger, leaving her several voicemails and texting pictures of Little #4 while he was masturbating, wearing only a pair of Crocs and a smile. The general interwebz response was “Hahahaha, pics or it didn’t happen.” Well, now there are pics, and they are the stuff of nightmares.

No dick is ugly if your income is counted in the millions.

Your dick could look like overcooked spaghetti and there’d be a line to have sex with it.

Ew ew ew and she’s hideous too.

I think she’s kinda cute, although she looks a bit like Janice from Friends.

And I don’t care how rich he is, that’s one ugly wang. The head is like half the size it should be!

If my wang looked like the chest burster from Alien, but I offered $30k to have sex with it, how long would the line be?

Link, made completely NSFW please? Or do I have to go to Google Images to find it (as if I really want to).

Money > Beauty.

Which is why Bill Gates is just SWIMMING in pussy.

I’d say that was a fairly average looking penis.

There’s two more women coming forward and saying they received “lewd texts” from Favre. Should have retired, old man.

Mind blowing that a dude who has been around as long as Farve and who has watched so many stars fall would be smarter than to do this.

Yowza.

Let me reverse the question: if offered $1 million, how ugly would the penis have to be?

Yeah, I’m not expert on penis, but that looked like a standard issue cock to me. I didn’t study it or anything, though. So, maybe I missed the ugly bits.

Anyway. The girl looks pretty. But, not worth throwing away your public reputation over. What a dumbass. (If it’s all true and not some imitator.) The millions of hot women he could have with no muss and no fuss. Just stupid.

John DiFool, just go to deadspin.com and look around you’ll find it.

I don’t know why people are saying Jen Sterger is unattractive - she’s unbelievably hot. One of the articles mentioned that the pictures were obtained from a third party - I wonder how that worked out? She’s extremely internet saavy - if she leaked them intentionally, she’s got a plan for all this.

I was thinking more Shannon Elizabeth.

Young woman with giant breast implants. Some people aren’t into that.

His wang just looks fairly standard and pathetically small. Well, whomever sent the pics is pathetic regardless.

Don’t guys know that pics of themselves are not attractive to most chicks? We like the whole package - not just the appendage.

Awww, I think its sweet! Hopeless romantic yet lovesick Brett Favre cares enough to send the girl of his dreams the very best…dick pics! I hear all the girls like that these days!

See?

A good overview of the whole situation…with ugly penis pics too!!

NSFW!!!
Again…a NSFW video

Jesus Christ, I want to move to your town if you think she’s hideous. Hell, I live in a town notorious for attractive women and I think she’s pretty hot.

Wow. In that case, I would seriously not to go anywhere near YOUR town. :smiley:

My town is red hot,
Your town ain’t diddly-squat…