Brian Ekers -OMG OH NO NOOBS KILL KILL OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOBS!!

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:24pm

Brian “Hey, my post count is over 3000, everything I say must be valid” Ekers,
In Hentor the Barbarians thread you state:

Get over yourself buddy. Just because someone hasn’t been registered as long as you, or posted as many two sentence posts as you have, they are not beneath you.
Saying that is akin to “OMG LOOK MY REGISTRATION DATE IS 2000 POST COUNT 3500+ 1 haha idiot noobs.” except you said it in different words.
A person who has been registered two years can be a noob. They could post 15 messages a day and have a enormous postcount yet act like an mewbie. There can be someone who registered 4 months ago and is not a ‘newb’.

SO
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
YOU
FUCKING
NEWB!

Thank you.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:25pm

Link

Typo_Negative · March 20, 2003, 1:26pm

Pitted 2 folks in as many days?

You’ve become tiresome already.

AncientHumanoid · March 20, 2003, 1:27pm

mewbie?

Is that a little kitty with a speech impediment?

Just seeking information…

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:30pm

Who else have I pitted, Spooje?

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:32pm

THAT’S RIGHT NOBODZY!

OMG OMG

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:34pm

POST COUNT+1
Kitding.
That’s what previwes for.
sighz

Mac_Guffin · March 20, 2003, 1:36pm

Look noob, His name is OG not OMG.

And he wants to smash you.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:42pm

Where is spooje?
Come on spooje, plz forgave me?

((((((((((Spooje))))))))))))
^ Voodoo curse( OR IS IT PURSE)
Please some bacxers, or I willget very sadzerz, and then I will place my voodoo curse on you and you’ll go mddzerz omg.

Anybody know what spooje is reffering to?

Typo_Negative · March 20, 2003, 1:45pm

You’re right. Not a specific poster, but all Americans.

I stand corrected.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:48pm

Looks like you’re gonna be corrected again.
I am against the war.
65% of the american population is for it.
So I only hate 65% of americans very, very much. GRRRR!!! lol

Typo_Negative · March 20, 2003, 1:51pm

Perhaps we should both learn to choose our words more carefully.

Mac_Guffin · March 20, 2003, 1:51pm

I can’t tell whay YOU are refering to. Bacxers? Sadzerz? Mddzerz? What the hell is that, a new dialect of Canadian english?

Ugh.

carrot · March 20, 2003, 1:55pm

At least you have the integrity to admit you used the wrong word.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:57pm

Particlewill,
it’s leet.
parodying the posters that Brian Ekers hates so much.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 1:59pm

He didn’t say a wrong WORD byany leap of the imagination.
It was the sentence that was formed through his words that was wrong, and even still I was pitting the americans who were for the war.
So shut the fuck up and learn to read.

Mac_Guffin · March 20, 2003, 2:00pm

Leet is idiotic. Please knock it off.

carrot · March 20, 2003, 2:00pm

The irony is so thick I can taste it.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 2:06pm

The sentence structure is horrible, the writing is weak, and there is not enough participles.
I can see from the fragmented sentences that your points will not come across as intelligent and even if you were to ever have a valid point your poor framing of thoughts and words and not even bothering will hinder you poorly in your writing career.
Hope that helps.

MachineHead · March 20, 2003, 2:28pm

I noticed Brian has yet to post.
Strangeness.