Ok.
Please, and take this as a suggestion, I am not a mod.
Please
Enough with threads about war, please stop! There is sufficient amount of threads on every message board that is currently active. It’s getting beaten to death.
Theres already huge amounts of threads about the war, to reiterate. I’m sure your compaint would most likely fit among those threads that have already been created.
Just a suggestion.
Flame away.
I submit that this thread should be hijacked into a discussion about the war as quickly as possible.
Well, golly. Don’t you think people might WANT to talk about the war? Is anyone holding a gun to your head and making you read them?
Hey, I know! If you start lots of pit threads, there won’t be any room for the threads about the war, and then you won’t have to look at 'em!
You’re well on your way already.
No shit, Dick Tracy.
How does this sort of remark help?
You know, you’re really getting old.
…when you start noticing grey hairs.
Lets all join in a circle, and beat up MachineHead.
Even the mods can join in!
Heaven forbid I say something that’s right!
Oh, lieu,
fuck you.
I was just asking enough with the fucking war.
Nothing more.
Well, maybe because of this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=171102
or this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=171201
or this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=171184&pagenumber=3
See pattern of behavior yet? Thought so. He’s making friends at a record pace. But, it’s because he is a newbie and we are conspiring against him, not his posts.
:dubious:
Or when you accidentally say "When I was your age. . . "
We now return you to your regularly scheduled meltdown. . .
:rolleyes:
If Divine Intervention happens to be the case here, then I humbly apologize.
If not, I just have to say that you’ve been acting like a complete jackass all day. Originally, you had a legitimate gripe. Hell, even a mod said so when he closed your MPSIMS thread down. But you’ve completely fucked that up with your constant whining and self-martyrdom.
Blow.
NO…THE TALK OF THE WAR WILL STOP IMMEDIATELY…IT SERVES NO PURPOSE AND ouch that hurts…quit shoving it in my temple so hard!! I REPEAT ALL TALK OF THE WAR WILL END IMMEDIATELY!!
OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!
Alright, are you happy?? Now unload that and put it away!
How did you know I had it out? You got a webcam on me or something?
Be careful with the "Fuck you"s buddy or I’ll rip you a new asshole. Got it?
Oh no lieu’s threatening me!
What next?
WHAT NEXT?
Tune in next time, as australia is swallowed up whole by the sea and martians invade us!
I dunno, a quick search will reveal that a lieu brand asshole is not to be taken lightly …
Yeah there are huge amounts of threads about the war. When did you decide there was enough threads?
I know I reached my limit when some poster named Billy wrote a letter to God, asking why Americans are such idiots.
Hey, australia is spelt with a capital A, as in Australia. It is a proper noun after all.
And stop with the Aussie bashing, our troops are there right along side yours.
(How’s that for a segue into a war thread?)
I’m glad I live in Canada where I’m allowed to choose which threads I wish to read and not forced to read dozens upon dozens of threads about this war. Heck, I’m even allowed to turn off my computer if I want.
Join us and feel the love.