Might I suggest, instead of posting, maybe getting a hobby like gardening, or pottery, or perhaps even a fucking life?
Just a suggestion Biznatcht.
A fucking life? Does that involve a career in porn?
Yes.
It would also cure him being a virgin to. 
Well, that lasted about a week.
Seeing as UncleBeer closed that thread, it voided what I said.
Mhm.
Okay, that logic soared so far over my head it probably crashed through a window on the space station.
The only thing more pathetic than someone spending all their time on a message board is someone going on a message board to tell other people to stop spending all their time on a message board.
Doctor, heal thyself.
Let me get this straight. I’m being pitted for posting? Well, since this is the first time I’ve ever been pitted, I suppose I ought to respond with something about “goat felching” but I’m not sure how that would apply here. The rant isn’t even long enough to take apart and attack point by point. Let’s just say I’m perfectly happy with my life, and my posting here, however frequently, deosn’t get in the way a bit. Except threads like this, which are really a sad waste of time. I want those five minutes back now. 
Ok, now that I’ve made the obligatory Pittee appearance, let the reverse pile-on commence…
[sub]Mybe he’ll really leave this time.[/sub]
Nope.
I’m not letting a moron like you to get me to go away.
Excuse me, MachineHead, but I have no problem whatsoever with Q.E.D.'s posts.
Yes, he posts a lot. This is not in any way a crime here. You may also want to consider that the majority of his many posts are simply links to informative information that actually pertains to the subject at hand.
Granted, we already have Duck Duck Goose for that sort of thing, but Q.E.D. actually throws in some useful commentary from time to time.
Heck, he helped me out once when he didn’t have any reason to bother. I think he’s a useful and valuable poster.
You, on the other hand…
Did I actually type “informative information?”
There goes my credibility.
Hmm, since you only have a post count of 700 odd posts, I’m going to have to run you out of this town, Exgineer.
And don’t fucking come back until you have as many posts as that postwhore Q.E.Hugeloser.
Right, then. Just WHAT kind of a moron would it take, then? I’ll take up a collection.
MachineHead, what are you doing? Randomly pitting every single poster?
I’m technically part of the SDMB staff dating from our last days at AOL. I haven’t had any official duties since the message boards were moved here which is why I’m not listed as a Moderator. I’m also not privy to everything that goes on behind the scenes here but I wouldn’t be surprised if the staff has been discussing your potential banning.
Please, take a longer voluntery break from the SDMB before you are forced to take a permanent one.
I’m sorry, Samclem and Jeff Olsen, since neither of your post counts are over 5000 nothing you say is valid. Ever.
I’m sorry.
Perhaps you wish to explain something to me, Jeff Olsen?
Why are you saying I’m randomly pitting EVERY poster? I’ve pitted Q.E.Huge God Damn Loser, and Brian “I am a huge loserific moron super mega to the Max” Ekers, how is that pitting EVERY FUCKING RANDOM POSTER HUH?
Well, I’d probably say some sort of “Laser shooting ultra missile silo attack death beam extreme with skittles moron” would suffice.
So, MH off your medication I see…
MachineHead, are you unfamilar with the concept of sarcasm?