The above just screamed FUCKO OFF at me.
I’m not quite sure I understand this concept: Posting often makes me a loser, but posting gratuitously doesn’t make you one, MachineHead?
Oh and your clever parodies of my name are just spectacular. I bow before your superior grasp of the English language. Troglodyte.
I doubt that you want to continue to extend your “post count=wisdom” march. At the end, you will find only handy::eek:
Watch out MachineHead, I can see three goats heading your way, and they look kind of gruff.
I’m sorry.
I’m really sorry.
Parody?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
<repeat for 20,000 lines or so>
Whatever you say, Q.E.Tip.
All right, fine. I’ll come back to play some more.
So, what you’re saying is that Q.E.D. posts too much, but I don’t post enough. Is that it? I was looking for some irony there, but I couldn’t find any.
I therefore conclude that you are an idiot.
I now feel justified in going back to this little nugget:
This bolsters my position in the whole “MachineHead is an idiot” thing, because it makes absolutely no sense.
Look around this board. If I’m giving a newbie a hard time, he’s doing something wrong.
You’re doing something wrong, you idiot.
Sweet, the world’s first people-felching goats!
Whoa, skippy, looks like that break from the boards didn’t help much.
I love the “report this post to a moderator” feature.
I knew the irony would be lost there. :rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
I have to say that I’ve not seen any posts by Q.E.D that are annoying, but I’ve seen eight by MachineHead that are. And since I have brokent the sacred 5000 mark, that apparently will make my every utterance worthy of MachineHead’s respect and obedience.
MachineHead, button it. You’re giving me a headache.
Happy now?
Sarcasm,(about your post count not being high enough).
Hmm.
Wait, this will help more:
!!!SARCASM!!!
What the hell is going on here? It’s as if I’ve stumbled into a bad Kafka rip-off.
Point taken, Q.E.“The D. is for the dung that be flung by me at that there computing screen”.
Could someone who has a post count under 9000, and thus has a fucking life, explain that post of MachineHead’s to me? Since I have a ppd ratio of roughly five bazillion, obviously I have never read a book, don’t have a life (let alone a fucking life, and boy will my fiancée be surprised about that!) and am utterly devoid of redeeming features other than my ability to type forever about nothing in particular.
On a side note, I find it amusing that MachineHead is posting about someone else’s (perceived) excess of posting, which … requires that the person in question (QED) post in order to address the issue of excess posting. That’s got to have at least as much logic behind it as new Coke.
I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps that Internet Supervillian*, King Uekte, the Niftiest Cleverman, has exposed another of his sock minions to berate us into submission? Please don’t hurt us, sire!!
[sub]*with thanks to Giraffe[/sub]
<highlander> There can be only one. </highlander>
Aw… What happened, MachineDickHead?
Did Q.E.D. shoot your paw and now you have to masturbate left-handed?
RE the
Well since UncleBeer had this to say I susspect they know allready 
Okay, I’ve just re-read the entire thread.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve been arguing with a troll.
This makes me the idiot.
I could continue to do this. For instance, I could explain to the dipstick in question that I understand what sarcasm is, and that he’s not particulary good at expressing it. Or, I could just quit wasting my time in this thread.
I love the “Report This Post” feature too.