iampunha, your post count and PPD does not bother me at all. You’ve had three freaking years to bulid that up.
Q.E.Pencil shavings are yum yum fun in my stomach has only been here for about a month, and has over 2000 posts. If he posts at the same freqency, he’d probably surpass handy in a year or two.
And that’s disturbing.
And since you only have 100 some-odd posts, I ask that you leave until you have as many as Q.E.D.
Teeheehee, you probably think that actually makes sense!
iampunha I’d just like to point out that Q.E.D.'s ppd is more than three times yours.
27.57 vs. 8.9.
Way to pick a poster who probably deserves to be pitted the least. What did he do to you anyway?
Apparently you haven’t the slightest clue about the circumstances that justify its use. This is the pit moron.
Hey.
Lorinda,
IT WAS FUCKING SARCASM!!!
(And as opposed to the kind that mates.)
Just so I don’t have to repeat myself for morons like you.
My registration date is listed as 01-06-2003. Today is 03-28-03. might I suggest a few remedial math courses? That’s about 3 months, 3 weeks, give or take.
What’s the over under on when this thread gets the big lock down? I’ll say 8:05 central time. Takers?
Crap. I meant this post:
“I love the “report this post to a moderator” feature.” regarding the 3 billy goats gruff comment. Grr.
Oh, so you are aware of sarcasm. You seem to be having trouble recognizing it from others.
pun, maybe we should get Coldfire in here? 
I actually liked this one.
I sense a simliar style but there’s…something…missing.
I’m sorry, I was a time traveller coming from 2 months ago when I posted that, so in err I said month.
Or it could be because I forgot to look at your reg date again.
Jackass.
Would that be… the slightest semblence of wit or intelligence?
How am I a jackass because you didn’t check your facts? 'Splain that to me, Lucy.
Dee en eff tee tee…
It’s the Pit. We’re supposed to feed them here. To the goats.
Oh…another post…way to pad that count, Q.E.D. 
Well, this is my pitting. It would be rude to the OP not to make a few appearances. 
I’m still giggling like a schoolgirl because of this…
Jackass ;j Because you were mistaken.
What wit…
What wisdom…
What the fuck are you on?
P.S. If the straps are too tight, the nurse will be by in a minute.
Actually, no, we’re not. We’re not supposed to feed them in any way.
Just let it die.
[sub]Of course, I’ve just bumped it to the top again with this post, which makes me a jerk, which is a bannable offense. That’s irony, MachineHead.[/sub]