Please refrain from correcting other poster’s grammar and sentence structure with run-on sentences.
In fact, just refrain.
Period.
Protip:
psst…
I was being sarcastic.
No, you weren’t. You were trying to be clever and show off your “leet” grammar skills, and you comedically fucked it up.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No, I was not.
So,
No.
No.
Ok?
Somebody needs a hug.
Don’t worry about it, MachineHead. I’ve seen it plenty of times before. If they can’t actually dispute what you’re saying, they just gang up on you and criticize your grammar, your writing skills, the brand of your clothes, whatever, until you get discouraged enough to abandon the thread, if not the entire SDMB.
Welcome back to High School. You know why they fuck with you? Because they can.
Og knows that whenever I make a mistake, I’m just being sarcastic too.
I understand that Swift said the same thing.
Go Winston!
Damn the Clique[symbol]ä[/symbol]
Oh fucking spare me.
Have you read this thread? All the bullshit he is spreading here, and in the other threads? Not to mention the MPSIMS thread he opened to whine about the exact same thing (Which got locked down fast, so I am not linking to it out of respect to the Mods).
Act like a jerk, get called out. Plain and simple. The fact that it happens more to new posters is based on the fact that the morons tend to get weeded out pretty fast around here. We constantly get a new crop of morons though. Hence new posters in the Pit more.
Long time posters get Pitted too. Banned even. Being here for a while just means you know the rules and personalities.
So spare the “oh the poor newbie getting Pitted bullshit” it ain’t flying. He started a Pit and it blew up in his face, and he got pissy about it, and then got mocked more. Now that poor Machinehead is getting his ass handed to him, isn’t the fault of the EVIL SDMB CLIQUE or the vast “Oldbie” conspiracy, it is because this board is about fighting ignorance, not giving it a pat on the back.
:rolleyes:
Out of curiosity, or perhaps because it’s a slow day at work, why do you remain a member here?
Well, thanks everybody.
Nobody but belladonna actually tried to say anything about the actual matter at hand, rather they just attacked me.
Fucking jackasses.
When going for cliched excuses, please don’t forget the other classics:
“My brother/roomate posted on my computer”
“I was drunk/drugged”
“You misunderstood me- if you were smarter you would understand what I meant”
“You Clique members always gang up on the newbies”
“My version of that word means something different then any dictionary has for its meaning”
“If the Mods weren’t such Nazi jackbooted thugs. . .”
Mix and match until banned or ignored.
:rolleyes:
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up you fucking moron.
Do you think that would work? Would it work a bit better if you shuted the fuck up and post when you have a opinion of what I said in the OP?
Would it fit better if you shutted the fuck up a little faster?
LIke now?
The hamsters ate my homework 
Uh-oh. Somebody’s been down here with the moron stick. Looks like MachineHead was beaten to within an inch of his intelligence by it.
Okay, as far as I can tell, MachineHead is an idiot. MachineHead is now pissed because *BryanEkers was rude. *BryanEkers was rude because MachineHead is an idiot. I think justice has been served here. The great circle of stupidity turns on unencumbered.
But it’s been a slow day here, so I’ll do what I can. elf6c is completely correct, and MachineHead is a vicious little turd. I say we flush him.
MachineHead, what are you? 14, maybe 15? Your remedial-level writing skills mark you out like an uncorrected hairlip. I’m guessing you’re used to aol teen chat where “Nuh-uh!” is an acceptable, indeed, laudable, refutation of another’s opinion. Jesus, don’t kids go to school anymore? What the hell are you doing posting all day? Shouldn’t you be learning life skills, like tying your shoes and making change?
You’re boring, annoying, and stupid. No one likes you. Please go away. Or Og will smite you.
With logic skills like that, it’s obvious why everyone is picking on you. I’ll try to do this slowly.
MH is against the war.
65% of Americans are for the war
35% of Americans are against the war.
ergo, sine qua non, and in hoc signe . . . MH is 35% of all Americans.
[sub]man, it always seemed like there were more of us. Maybe MH is just really big.
To avoid sounding like a total idiot and digging yourself even deeper, perhaps you should avoid made-up words like “shutted.” And “shuted.”
MachineHead, this message board has an ignore function. I suggest you use it.
Actually, Bryan’s snip didn’t have anything at all to do with MH. Perhaps someone’s reading skills are also a bit remedial?
MH–don’t melt down over this. Really, it’s hardly worth it. You had your say, and all that’s left now is the endless poking and prodding by those hoping to make you react further. Don’t give 'em the satisfaction, move on, and all will be forgotten eventually. I haven’t read all of your other posts, so I honestly don’t know if you actually have anything of worth to contribute. But if you get yourself a rep for being an easy target, you’ll never have the chance to try.
[sub]Just trying to be helpful to a newb–because really, if you guys weren’t around, who would ever read my ramblings? [/sub]
Well, belladonna, perhaps this thread will give you a clearer picture of the OP’s character and maturity level.