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I have to admit that all I could think of last night was you when I heard the interviewer-girl(what’s her name?) during the football game stating that Paris and Brian were happy together in their new relationship and just wished that everyone would leave them alone. She said that Paris said “most what people say about me isn’t true, but my relationship with Brian is, and We’re very happy”.
Or some similar amount of drivel. I only heard it out of the corner of my ear in a restaurant.
Sam
Full disclosure first: jarbabyj, being born and raised in Wisconsin I’ve been lifelong Packers fan. Not a fanatic with an obnoxious cheesehead. But simply a fan.
First, regarding Hilton and Urlacher: Based on what I’ve heard about her she’s dumber than a throw rug. The least he could do, if his marriage was crumbling, was hook up with somebody who had some brains. In this you and I agree… she’s a skank and Urlacher’s decision making is coming solely from his groin.
Second, regarding the Packers and Bears: I feel your pain. The 1980s were pretty rough for us so I know how tough it is to be a fan of a crappy team. Especially a now crappy team that went 13-3 just two years ago. (or was it 14-2? No matter.) I actually wish the Bears were better so that our cherished rivalry meant more.
Been an Urlacher fan since he used to play EVERY frickin position for UNM (everyone’s a lobo, woof woof woof).
I’ll be the devil’s advocate here and say:
He’s a warrior, an untamed bastion of maleness. He should be allowed to breed unchecked and create more of his stock in the gene pool.
He’s definitely wrong for doing it. Doubly wrong for banging THAT skank. But maybe he can make something good come out of her if she gets pregnant, she may give birth to something useful, like a running back so the bears can have game again.
Maybe if Paris Hilton was coached by Ditka…
I hate to break this “Bears Suck” routine up, but could somebody throw a link in here so I can read up all about Paris and Brian. It was my understanding the skank gave him a little toungue at a party, and Brian shrugged it off. Is there more to this than another ditzy, blond chick pathetically trying to get more airtime by intimating relations with an studly athelete.
Once I get a link, let’s go back to the Bear’s suck talk. I love it.
More folks have spent the night in a Hilton than I’d realized.
Brian the Barbarian? :rolleyes:
When will these rich, famous, single men realize that it is inappropriate to date rich, famous, single women?
The nerve!
I thought Urlacher played fairly well on Monday, though being a linebacker on a team that lets up a career rushing day for the other team isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement. (I didn’t watch too close, but he did have one or two tackles for a loss that I saw.)
But I couldn’t get jarbaby out of my mind when that sideline retard (sorry, that’s unfair to retards) started talking about Paris. For the rest of the game, I kept thinking “Focus, Brian! Stop thinking about pussy and play some D!”
That’s exactly what I was saying Ellis Dee.
Hamlet, I don’t have the links anymore, but they’re all documented in my journal. He not only gave her tongue, he gave her a piggy back ride around the casino, then he flew her back to Chicago and allowed her skank ass to sit in his suite in the new soldier field…because, you know…she’s such a big football fan.
And another thing…he’s not officially divorced yet, so he’s not a ‘rich single guy’, he’s guy in the process of a divorce WITH A LITTLE DAUGHTER ,whom he claims means ‘everything to him’.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think she was quoted as saying, “90% of what (you read/they say) about me isn’t true.” The 10% will make a great tell all book some day.
Urlacher looked pretty average in that game, BTW. Based on GB’s rushing stats, he looked below average.
Whether he played well or not, he’s definitely NOT living up to a 3 pro bowl career, a comparison to Butkus OR Singletary or having the number one jersey in the league.
Like I said. This town is going to turn on him, and quick, if he doesn’t get his tongue out of the snatch and start sacking and blocking like he’s supposed to.
Urlacher needs two big fat defensive tackles in front of him (like he had two years ago) to keep offensive linemen off of him. As shown by Green’s first big touchdown run, if a guard can get downfield and hit him, he’s out of the play. jarbabyj, he’s still doing everything he used to do , but his teammates aren’t giving him as much help. Fact was, those tackles you had two years ago made him look better than he really is.
-lv
They were 13-3. I remember because I was a cheesehead living in Chicago at the time, and 2 of their 3 losses were to the Pack! Ulracher looked totally disinterested for the entire night, except for 1 good hit (which was erased by a penalty anyway).