Just looking at a photo of Paris Hilton here and wondering why does she have the cutest face and best body?
My mom says every week I think someone new is the cutest, finest, etc so Paris is definitely my girl of the week. 
Major MPSIMS
Photoshop. Lots and lots of photoshop.
Some have said she is f***ing cute.
[sup]or is it the other way around?[/sup]
I came here to say that Paris Hilton is butt-ugly, but that would be an insult to hyphens and butts everywhere.
And she looks just adorable giving head.
Rich crack whores are cute?
Go fig.
If you like emaciated scarecrows with orange leather skin then I suppose Paris Hilton is indeed pretty cute.
Otherwise, she’s nauseating.
She reminds me of one too many night drunken misdeeds. or rather, the morning after
::::shudder::::
Youth is wasted on the young.
I read “Women’s Magazines”. I know this is a Bad Thing but it is my money and they amuse me.
That said…Paris Hilton Go Away! I’m sick of looking at the richest little whore in the west. What the fuck is she famous for? Oodles of cash and no class. Go away you blonde ding dong!
If it wasn’t for her fame and money she would at best be the hanger on in a posse of giggly girls (you know the type I mean).
Someone here once said that for all her money she looks like she perpetually smells of cigarettes and cheap perfume and that is so, so, true.
Intellectually, she’s a coyote date.
Coyote ugly, you mean?
I gotta go with the others here…why does anyone think Paris Hilton is cute? I see women every day who are far more attractive than her. I don’t consider myself to be a real knockout, but I think even I am better looking than Miss Hilton…and that’s without the benefit of all the expensive clothes, makeup, hair stylists, etc., that she has.
She’s a scratter. And the celebrity magazines that look to and hype her as some kind of style guru are wrong. Mutton dressed as a kebab is the phrase i’m looking for.
And anyone even thinking on starting a thread on why they think Nicole Ritchie is ‘cute’ is blind.
Who?
I’m just amazed that with all her money she hasn’t had a nose job yet. Yes, she’s very thin and very blonde and very crude and very dumb and very uninhibited, but cute? You must be very young.
And I saw my first “Paris-wannabe” at the mall the other day…copy-cat hairstyle and color. But that girl was actually pretty.
To me she has a weird blank expression on her face all the time. She has always reminded me of one of those RealDolls. Ick.
She was on Leno last night. I spent the whole time asking “why?” Jay clearly had the same question.
paulberserker:
Okay,I’ve looked through a number of British to American slang dictionaries and I can’t find a definition for scratter anywhere. If you’re still here,what does it mean? I have a suspicion it’s close to slag,but maybe not.
Including the subject line, that’s three times you misspelt “skanky”. Proofread, dude!