According to this site, she’s had more than one. I think she’s had it re-designed so that she always looks as if she’s looking down her nose at you.
I think cazzle’s remark about the mis-spelling of skanky hit it right on the head.
I prefer “Tinkerbelle” to Paris!
Maybe it’s the perpetual vague sneer she has, or maybe the way she looks down her nose at everyone, but you’re right. Paris Hilton is the cutest person the red-carpet fawners on E! have ever seen.
She has the cutest little trust fund I have ever seen on a young lady.
If by cute you mean she looks as though she cought fire and was put out with a broom. Then ya she’s cute.
Body - IMO Paris has a killer body. She likely has a personal trainer and goes to the gym a lot. Or possibly has really great genes.
Face - a girl I know saw Paris up close when she came down under. According to her, she’d never seen someone wearing so much make-up. She said it looked very unnatural - almost like stage make-up.
YWalker beat me to the Awful Plastic Surgery site link, but since I’m feeling particularly uncharitable towards the silly moo, this picture is worth a look and a smile.
Or a line on some really good stuff doode. :dubious:
She’s cute because you fancy her; that’s all there is to it and that’s how it works. There’s nothing transcendental about cuteness.
Ah, Scratter. It’s a word we used to call people in school many moons ago. It basically means cheap and nasty - scratty. A bit vague I know. Viz’s Profanisaurus’ nearest is Slapper - a Ho, a vulgar woman.
Vulgar. Thats what she is. Not cute. It just goes to show, you can’t polish a turd, no matter how much money or plastic surgery you through at it.
Bwaaahahahahaha!
Absolutely, see you still have that crack whore will do anything and is delightfully amoral and uninhibited quality, but because she is rich she doesn’t have that dirty unkempt quality. 
[Beavis and Butthead]
Hey, why is she on tv?
Because she’s famous!
Well, why is she famous?
Because she’s on tv!
[/Beavis and Butthead]
I gotta think that it’s she’s very, very rich and people think “someone with all that money cannot possibly be ugly,” and lie to themselves. Because, she is. Just not the least bit attractive at all.
That, and she does walk around naked a lot. Maybe it’s that and the money that distract them.
Eh, I’d do her.
Sorry but I find Paris Hilton slightly repulsive.
Eugh! I just got a glimpse of her on an ad for the OC.
And on reading this thread I see that I am not alone.
Indeed not alone be that I may not am very not so much here alone in this here place of a thread here this verily no.
This just has me wondering if anyone still brags about spending the night at the Paris Hilton.
Look at those pictures again… she’s fucking ORANGE. Humans just do not come in that color.