-
Billy was a hero, contrary to advice, but what happened to the letter documenting this fact?
I heard his wife threw the letter away.
-
Who agreed to marry P. Fogg after learning he couldn’t complete his journey on time ?
Aouda.
-
I’m the Browning character whose painting looks like I’m almost alive, and my image is hung near Neptune taming a sea-horse. Who am I?
My Last Duchess.
-
If you want to get married quickly, see a J.P. - and if you have a kid, what J.P. is best-known for defining stages of childhood development?
Justice of the Peace for the marriage, Jean Piaget for the childhood development.
-
Name the only Salem witch trial judge to admit that they might have been a tad off-base with the killings and such.
Samuel Sewall.
-
I was 6 feet, six inches tall, weighed 245 pounds, and my body ended up at the bottom of a mine - but at least the other miners’ lives were saved. Who am I?
Big John. Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip, but everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to Big John.
-
Name the chef known for kickin’ it up a notch.
Emeril Lagasse. Bam!
-
What priest had a Billboard #1 single in 1990?
Maxi Priest, born Max Elliot but changed his name to Maxi Priest when he converted to Rasta. Reggae “Close To You” was the hit.
-
My rule is simple: a stable bridged bicyclic compound cannot have a double bond at a bridgehead carbon unless one ring has at least eight carbons.
Bredt’s rule.
-
Harry, Homer, Happy, and Henry’s tails all get smacked repeatedly.
Hungry Hungry Hippos!
-
Every Catholic knows the Nicean creed, but what ecumenical council promoted it?
It was developed at the first and second ecumenical councils in Nicea and Constantinople in 325 and 381.
-
In the pilot, Arnie and Roxanne discover a dead body in the office. Whose?
Norm Cheney’s body in LA Law.
-
Who does Hemingway owe credit to for the title of the work that covers four days in the Spanish Civil War?
It tolls for thee, John Donne.
-
What’s Faraday’s constant?
The electric charge carried by one mole of electrons.
-
Who was prisoner 24601, and why is it unlikely that he ever met The Prisoner, who of course was Number Six?
Jean Valjean, and he died prior to the Prisoner, and they were both fictional creations of diffreent authors.
-
Ruben is to Kelly as Clay is to [?]
Sideshow Justin.
-
Chandler Bing is a transponster, right?
Chandler Bing’s job has something to do with numbers. And processing. And he carries a briefcase. Wait, I know this, it has something to do with transponding. Oh, oh, oh, he’s a transpons … transponster! (That’s not even a word!) From episode #412 of Friends, “The One With The Embyros.”
-
What Tonight Show feature highlights the inability of random people to answer simple general knowledge questions?
Jaywalking.
-
Bloodiest battle of the US Civil War?
Bloodiest day: Antietam. Battle: Gettysburg.
-
I heard a fly buzz when I died.
Emily Dickenson.
-
New York, London, Paris, Munich - everybody talk about.
Pop Muzik.
-
Five Clay measures to reconcile the North and the South.
Compromise Measures of 1850. First and second abolished slavery in DC and recognized California as a free state. Third was the Fugitive Slave Law, fourth allowed slave states east of California, and fifth gave a monetary settlement to Texas.
-
King promises to sacrifice the first living thing he sees when he reaches shore - but, oops, it’s his son.
Idomeneo.
-
“Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?” My question is, what m-word best describes this error?
Malapropism.
-
Vienna is to Danube as Boston is to [?]
Charles River.
-
Software piracy is a no-no, but what classic pirate helped Jackson beat the Brits?
Jean Lafitte.
-
Where should you go to watch a performance of the classic farcical play “Nothing On?”
To see “Noises Off”.
-
Who was the time-traveling Connecticut Yankee?
Hank Morgan.
-
Who is best known for opposing Emperor Ming?
Flash Gordon.
-
Will Darnell and Buddy Repperton were killed, but Sandy Galt survived until much later, well after Leigh and Dennis smashed the car.
Stephen King’s “Christine”.
-
What’s the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of the king?
The play. From Shakespeare’s Hamlet.
-
Who wrote the play that had the character from which the word that’s the answer to question #24 is derived?
Richard Sheridan wrote “The Rivals”.
-
American Asa Trenchard is introduced to his aristocratic relatives, and much hilarity ensues.
And then Lincoln is shot in Ford’s Theatre watching Our American Cousin.
-
I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine.
Jeremiah wuz a bullfrog.
-
Two Guns, Arizona, is a ghost town, but it was Ghost Dance that led to the famous massacre.
As Dee Brown said, Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee.
-
Odysseus destination or Cornell home.
Ithaca.
-
Eastern Bloc : Radio Free Europe :: Cuba : [?]
Radio Marti.
-
What was the starship class to which Voyager belonged?
Intrepid.
-
And the barber kept on shaving.
I’m an owl; you’re another. Sir Critic, good day! And the barber kept on shaving.
-
Sir Edward Elgar’s best-known graduation present?
Pomp and Circumstance.
-
Dian F. studied chimps, and Jane G. studied gorillas, right?
Fossey had Gorillas in the Mist. Or was that Sigourney Weaver? You’ve got them backwards. Dian Fossey studied gorillas and was killed, likely by poachers, Jane Goodall studied chimps.
-
Darwin had his beagle- what did Drake have?
The Golden Hind.
-
It really would have been best if Curly had convinced Jud to kill himself.
Oklahoma. And it sure smells sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain.
-
Irving story about motorcycle riding through Austria?
Setting Free The Bears.
-
ELO is a great band, but what FLO is associated with the design of Central Park?
Frederic Law Olmsted.
-
Seinfeldism referring to the practice of giving someone a gift that you were given?
Re-gifting.
-
What NFL team was the first to lose four Super Bowls?
Minnesota Vikings.
-
Daughter dearest that wrote her actress mom’s scathing biography?
Christina Crawford.
-
I could have danced all night, after fooling the Hungarian.
Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady.
-
Although I was born into a poor family, I was adopted by a wealthy one; the only symbol of my former life that I missed was my stuffed bear. I held on to a trillion-dollar bill until foolishly spending it in the Caribbean. I was painted naked by a local artist and was an unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate. Who am I?
Montgomery Burns.
Yes, I am a shameless thief. But I think I was the only one to cast off “Judas Priest” in favor of “Maxi Priest.” Dude, Judas Priest didn’t have a number one song in 1990!