A thread dedicated to you Rick! 
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Er, um, I think I’m in the wrong thread.
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006346.html
Good one, Ang!
< Off to look for the love slave thread that’s dedicated to me >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Thanks for posting the link for me Sealemon! 
Bricker is da bomb.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.
So where’s Bricker? I have the grapes all ready to feed him. Maybe someone will volunteer to peel them if he prefers them that way. 
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
Move over Angkins, I called dibs on him first.
Bricker, I am your slave. Do with me what you will.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Yeah, I have to agree, that Willy Wonka candy is some addictive stuff. Why just the other day I took the kids out to the mall and . . .
What? This is the Bricker thread? Yikes! Kids! Cover yer eyes and run!
Dr. Watson
“Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.” – Helen Lawrenson
Wow.
Ask and ye shall receive. Seek and ye shall find.
Grapes and the people feeding them to me should both be peeled.
And Shayna… If you’re not careful, I’ll show up at your doorstep with thirty points and all sorts of ideas for origami.
Or something else full contact.
- Rick
Bricker, ya lucky dog, ya. 
Man, moments like this don’t come along often; take advantage of these ladies…um, this situation…for all it’s worth!
Ladies, Rick’s one hell of a catch - he’s as cool in person as he is on the board. So I’ll get out of the way so you can get back to fighting over him!
Safe to say this thread will be on my mind for a good long time!
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^ Me, standing in the middle of the road, clearing the way for Bricker to get through the traffic. Is that “not careful” enough to get you to live up to that promise, Rick? (You little tease, you!)
Like Naked Twister, perhaps? Woo Hoo!
I’m already in a peeled state
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and Grace has kindly passed along the grapes
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“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Wow. Not bad at all…
It’s no running with scissors, of course, but I’m willing to concede a definite not careful to you.
Oh, my… Now we’re talking.
Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just me?
(and, oh yes, I am the tease, am i?)
Pssst! Rick, click here, guy! Get movin’!
Hey RTF, you should’ve also included this link. Could prove to be very useful in planning that trip.
Here Excuse me while I go hide from Shayna now.
:::Grace disappears a puff of smoke and leaving behind a bowl of half-peeled grapes:::
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
It gets better and better - thanks, Grace.