Daily supplication to Bricker

Just wondering if we can try it again.


“What do you look for in a woman you date?”
“Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor,
but I’d really have to go with breast size.”

Thought I’d add my pleas to Bricker to skip those awful meetings and come out so we can do some mysteries. I figured maybe the more people who ask, the better chance he’ll come out!


–I am Soren Kierkegaard.–
“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.”

Blah blah blah, we worship Bricker, blah blah blah.


A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

He can tell when you’re not sincere, SR.

Oh, great and powerful holder of the Three Minute Mystery: Thou who art known as “Bricker.” I beseech (the spell check said that’s spelled right!) thee: grace us with thou most noble of virtual-presence! Honor us with thou most omnipotent of selves! And perchance let us pertake of the duel known as Three Minute Mystery.

(it that a bit more sincere?)


A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

Yes, much better. Much higher grovelling quotient.

I think maybe he’s scared of us busting his mysteries.

My dear Bricker, you are the mostest, the incredible, the amazing, stupendous, the Great One. You are the pinnacle to which we lowly denizens can only hope to aspire to. We need your rapier wit, your suave intelligence, your convoluted, devious mind to show us a better way.
I have been to slow to participate in them, but I follow with great gusto!
I’d get down on my one good knee, to beg you, but who would help me back up? Count the spirit for the deed, please.
<there, is that sucking up enough?> :wink:


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Bricker who?

Dang.

Well, as you may have figured, I had a busy morning. And since I’m about to leave for another proposal run-through, the afternoon is not looking all that good.

sigh

I did have about an hour this morning, but… I devoted it to Pyroto.

Sorry.

How about tomorrow? Bright and early?

And by the way… I absolutely busted a gut laughing over “He can tell when you’re not sincere.” LOL and thanks!

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