Bride of the son of sequential threads

Oh sure, spotting threads gets old after a while, but I just couldn’t resist:

What are those brown drips in my bathroom?
Spantaneous Human Waste Cumbustion

Andros vs. Ugly - the Aftermath
Bisexual harassment

Bride of the son of sequential threads
Too Bad, It Would’ve Been a Great Name

Chef Troy, I used your Hint from Heloise

Why do I even have a housekey, if my foot works just as well???

Penile Lengthening Column
Are men getting the shaft?

Her name was . . .
Lon Chaney